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ATTN: JIGG JOHNSON

  1. #1
    How long does milk stay good after you open it? I buy it so it doesn't expire for like 2 and a half weeks, but that seems too long after I've already opened it, so ive tried to guzzle as much milk as i can to get it finished within a week.


    help
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    a week tops

    NEXT!
  3. #3
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    pro milk drinkers of all kinds including breast milks tip: Put milk in freezer 2 days before it expires. Problem solved.



    P.S. You would have only a day to finish it after it melts though. Use the timing wisely.
  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Jiggaboo Johnson is our resident milk expert?

    Well TIL...
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  5. #5
    I was figuring he'd give me a straight answer.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    He's very knowledgeable about expired things seeings how he is almost expired himself PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why don't u just buy the half gallon, dummy
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Ghost He's very knowledgeable about expired things seeings how he is almost expired himself PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Oh ho ho...

    Ohhhh scrawny, you did it again
  9. #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by DietPiano I was figuring he'd give me a straight answer.




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  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    You're not going to get a hold of him at this time Op. If you want your question answered, I suggest you bump This Thread tomorrow before 4 pm CST.
  11. #11
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Actually, Boo buys all of his food from Aldi's. While the milk is perfectly good, I have noticed that their milk has a much shorter expiration date than the milk at Sam's Club does. I assume they buy their product at a cheaper price because it didn't sell immediately after milking.
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