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I had a dream with bumble in it this morning.

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I barely remember it, we were running from zombies or something. It was nice to "see" her.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    pics?
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    What the fuck is running?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator What the fuck is running?

    your fridge, i hope
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    She must've been bumportant to you

    Somehow the iPad changed the word to that, and considering her name and the stuff she ended up doing to her ass, it seems fitting.

    Good call, iPad.
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    Not bumble from DH I hope...
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not bumble from DH I hope…



    I wonder what ever happened to that sheep sniffer??
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    drool story bromo, i had a dream with your sister and it was kinda nice she took me out for ribs and 211's dahuurrrr!
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    I had a dream that a former friend I haven't talked to in four years sent me a message in broken English saying he was going to kill me. It was something like

    "Aall wntd 2 do w hag out bt y wodt repond

    I fd ot ware u r adn m gona kil I if I csn"

    And I walked into my hallway to a figure that looked sort of like a troll but with hair that completely surrounded and covered its head

    I turned toward the door and saw said former friend and some old dude. He said "I'm going to beat your ass" and hit me in the face repeatedly but it didn't hurt much, and the old man pulled out a gun and shot me.

    I guess it was a tranquilizer gun or something because it felt like I was poked in the neck with a needle

    I said "I've always wondered what it would be like to get shot with....uuuhhh" and started to lose consciousness

    The man said "now you know" and I woke up

    I felt kinda bad because the guy somehow got somebody to give him my phone number recently and sent me some messages asking how I was doing and wanting to hang out but I didn't respond because everything the guy touches turns to shit
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t respond😳
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    Originally posted by Jυicebox I had a dream that a former friend I haven't talked to in four years sent me a message in broken English saying he was going to kill me. It was something like

    "Aall wntd 2 do w hag out bt y wodt repond

    I fd ot ware u r adn m gona kil I if I csn"

    And I walked into my hallway to a figure that looked sort of like a troll but with hair that completely surrounded and covered its head

    I turned toward the door and saw said former friend and some old dude. He said "I'm going to beat your ass" and hit me in the face repeatedly but it didn't hurt much, and the old man pulled out a gun and shot me.

    I guess it was a tranquilizer gun or something because it felt like I was poked in the neck with a needle

    I said "I've always wondered what it would be like to get shot with….uuuhhh" and started to lose consciousness

    The man said "now you know" and I woke up

    I felt kinda bad because the guy somehow got somebody to give him my phone number recently and sent me some messages asking how I was doing and wanting to hang out but I didn't respond because everything the guy touches turns to shit

    im pretty sure thats bling and all his threads are dank
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    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t respond😳

    The messages were a few months ago, haven't gotten anything else since

    I definitely don't plan on seeing him again. I thought about responding with something like "nothing personal, but I don't talk to anyone anymore. Sorry" and then not responding further but I was high on stimulants at the time and had more pressing matters to attend to

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III im pretty sure thats bling and all his threads are dank

    Lol, as I was typing that part out bling came to mind
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