GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
You wake up one morning at the edge of a lake in the woods. The fog is thick, and you've got no idea where you are. You take a moment to collect yourself, and realize that you've been robbed. No clothes, no phone, no nothing. As far as you can tell, you are unharmed and healthy as you've ever been (whatever that may be.) The only sound you can hear is the chirping of birds. They are chirping in alarm.
what if you woke up with your clothes stripped from you, you're tied by your wrist and ankles, spread beagle, facing down a gigantic chimney where you look down into that goes into the abyss. You hear guttural moans and screaming of all different kinds of voices coming from that abyss in a language you've never heard before, a language from ancient times. You occasionally see the embers coming up from hell, but you know this is you're own personal hell, for eternity. You don't question why you're there or how you got there, but all you know is you will always be there as satan laughs as you eternally rot. The fear, sadness, the lack of hope is all your soul has now forever. Your soul last forever and this is what you've been given. 1 million thousand years with out a drink of water, you try to croak out to god, "please help me" but the voices just get louder.
the correct answer is to whistle for a cab and when it comes near you will see that the licence plate will say "fresh" and there will also be dice in the mirror
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
You guys would all die in the wild. I'm disappointed.
By the time you guys would have been done masturbating and getting lost, I would have re-started civilization and be well on my way to the industrial age.
