Having to Say 'I Am Not a Robot' 30 Times

1. 2019-04-02 at 11:53 AM UTC

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   supplice Yung Blood
   kind of makes me feel like a robot
2. 2019-04-02 at 12:09 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Just do it 29 times then.
3. 2019-04-02 at 1:50 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   But we still aren't sure tho
4. 2019-04-02 at 2:12 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   The turing test is apparently just being able to identify cars and storefronts.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Admin
5. 2019-04-02 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   Admin African Astronaut
   And crosswalks.
6. 2019-04-02 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Captcha monitors a whole bunch of things about what browser you're on, your IP, and how you move and click your mouse. The puzzles are just something on top.
   
   Apparently you can hire someone to solve them for far less than 1c each. So someone's job is to fill out captchas.
7. 2019-04-02 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   Krow African Astronaut
   If you can't trick the robot the first time.. why try 29 times more?
8. 2019-04-03 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
9. 2019-04-03 at 12:24 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Krow If you can't trick the robot the first time.. why try 29 times more?

   
   I don't think you understand, back of the line.
10. 2019-04-03 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun I don't think you understand, back of the line.

    
    Why do you have to go back of the line after answering properly.
11. 2019-04-03 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Because you got the wrong answer, out the building now
12. 2019-04-03 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Because you got the wrong answer, out the building now

    
    Try opening up some more help windows, Got Damn IT
13. 2019-04-03 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Now you have to go out to the city limits, county line is next.
14. 2019-04-03 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #14
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
15. 2019-04-03 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by whoami reCAPTCHA isn't just for bot detection anymore. jedigle has decided to contract all internet users as involuntary free labour (slaves) to train the computer vision tech it intends to use in its self-driving cars.

    
    -signed
16. 2019-04-03 at 1:21 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Now you have to go out to the city limits, county line is next.

    
    I'm in your county, aren't I mr OPDK
17. 2019-04-03 at 1:22 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    What's with the twitch in your neck?
18. 2019-04-03 at 1:36 AM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    maybe you should make a robot to do it for you OP
19. 2019-04-03 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun What's with the twitch in your neck?

    
    Who are you addressing this question to? Try quote
20. 2019-04-03 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    I am a robot
    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost Hi, my name's Scronny and my pronouns are it/it/its! You can use either for me. I'm a Robot.
    
    It/its pronouns are strange, contentious, and unusual. My pronouns are my pronouns and I can make them whatever I want. This post is mostly focused on why I've made this decision. I want to be open and honest with y'all about what's led me to where I am.
    
    HOW? But Scron, it/its pronouns are for like, bugs, and robots, and things that are less than human! You can't use them, that's not how it works!
    
    I came up with a way of coping. I really like robots. That's something you probably know about me. For my whole life they've been around, whether it be Star Wars or Megaman or LEGO Mindstorms or whatever. In my worst hours, I find comfort in their perfection. Sleek metal, intentional, carefully tested programming, working exactly as intended with no strange blips. If there are strange blips, they get diagnosed and fixed! Permanently, even! Robots are really beautiful in that way - they're clean, and intentional, and they make sense. When I'm saddled with fear, hopelessness, confusion, disgust with my own body, whatever, sometimes I map that robotic perfection onto myself for comfort. If I could have sleek metal in a good, sensible shape instead of weird flubby soft skin, bug-free programming instead of a mess of weirdness carved by millions of years of random chance evolution, then things would make sense, and I'd be happy?
    
    If that doesn't make any sense, I understand. I like pretending to be a robot. It helps me overcome my bad emotions. It's a bit odd, sure, but is it really that bad?
    
    The shortest answer: i'm a beep boop!