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Is this site super-slow for anyone else?

  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    At first I thought it was my internet, but even it is faster than this
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country At first I thought it was my internet, but even it is faster than this

    yep i cba with this shit today
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    Very
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What did u do star trek? Or maybe it was gadzooks.
  6. #6
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Slow, slow, sloooooow
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    Sorry folks I was just testing the eclipse cannon

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I have created something so powerful that it could destroy this entire forum and leave no trace.



    The Eclipse Cannon (エクリプスキャノン, Ekuripusu Kyanon) is an open-source network stress testing and denial-of-service attack. It is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction on Niggasin.space created by Scrawny The Ghost, able to destroy forums and pierce hearts. The Faggot List is needed to power the cannon, as it takes large amounts of shitposting to power it. The creator is said to be the only one capable of weilding the full 100% power of the cannon solo.

    It is believed that The Eclipse Cannon could be utilized by a normal human being with the aid of a botnet spam network, but it has never been attempted.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What did u do star trek? Or maybe it was gadzooks.

    I always throttle myself when I'm running anything automated.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also throttle myself when I'm looking at porn.

  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It was just a DDoS test. No need to worry yet.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Kinda ironic how I go to great lengths to avoid DDoSing as a byproduct of various projects, yet others see it as a goal into itself.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Kinda ironic how I go to great lengths to avoid DDoSing as a byproduct of various projects, yet others see it as a goal into itself.

    Correction. It's Lanny's goal, no one else's.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Kinda ironic how I go to great lengths to avoid DDoSing as a byproduct of various projects, yet others see it as a goal into itself.

    Pentesting homie

    The eclipse cannon is my life's work
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Yes, very slow and I see you made this thread almost 11 hrs ago. I’m sure glad I haven’t been trying to post all day, it’s annoying enough, and I just got on here an hour ago.
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    It's just my eclipse cannon spamming a mongolvoid thread on page 69. Mongolvoid threads dont bump or go to "latest threads" and there is no time limit for posts so you can post 100 max char posts every few seconds which seems to fuck with the forum for some reason.

    Also Lanny has no way to see active posts being made he has to find what thread I'm bumping and with hundreds of pages it would be hard to track down

    Bear with me folks I will wrap this test up shortly
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Bear with me folks I will wrap this test up shortly

    Plz do.

    And not even so much for me, I can take days, if not weeks, away from this place, and typically resulting in permeating benefits throughout the rest of my life outside of here.

    But I can definitely see how some might get annoyed by this.

    What especially interests me though is why you're pentesting? That only renders Lanny's fortress more impenetrable (once he figures out precisely how the penetrations are being achieved).

    I mean, I have no problem with that personally (helping Lanny out), but I thought your aim was to disrupt Lanny as much as possible?

    Maybe I should just try and avoid trying to understand all the rivalries around here.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And if you force Lanny into implementing time limits between posts, it only ruins things for everyone, including infinityshock.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
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  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    fixed, or should be soon, problem was on the host's side. Another machine in the same cluster as the webserver was apparently compromised and participating in a DoS attack on a different host which got both it and the NiS server on the shitlist on the routing level.

    Good to see spec and ghost lying as usual.
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  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Pentesting homie

    The eclipse cannon is my life's work


    >pentesting
    >DDoS


    Pick one.
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