Misoretardia: When Life's Retards Drive You Mad

1. 2019-03-22 at 6:44 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Have you ever heard of this gay safe space bullshit called Misophonia? "THE SOUND OF LOUD CHEWING TRIGGERS MY MENTAL ILLNESS CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN I NEED A SAFE SPACE FROM CHEWING AND LOUD BREATHING!"
   
   https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/03/18/702784044/misophonia-when-lifes-noises-drive-you-mad
   
   These evolutionary rejects actually want this as a classified in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and i'm all for them. Anyone who suffers from this is clearly retarded and should be given lots of drugs and not allowed to leave the house for risk that they will stab some random person in the eye with a spoon for slurping their soup too loudly.
   
   Am I bigot or do I just have "Misoretardia" literally "hatred of retards"?
   
   
2. 2019-03-22 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Maybe my parents had that. I got grounded for weeks for chewing too loudly
3. 2019-03-22 at 7:23 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   You're a tardphobic piece of shit.
4. 2019-03-22 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I think I have misophonia.😣😯
5. 2019-03-22 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Maybe my parents had that. I got grounded for weeks for chewing too loudly

   
   I NEVER got grounded, me nor my siblings. My brother grounded like once in high school for something. Looking back, that's a horrible way to parent. They never said no and just did everything for me without teaching me shit because my mom was depressed and suicidal and did nothing but take naps all day, and my dad watched tv and left all the parenting to mom.
6. 2019-03-22 at 4:53 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Explains your sister
7. 2019-03-22 at 4:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yeah pretty much
8. 2019-03-22 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I think I have misophonia.😣😯

   
   Me too, I can't stand noisy eaters..instant turn off..It's almost as bad as someone farting in your face...and even worse when people talk with food in their mouth...fucking animals.
9. 2019-03-22 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I had a dream someone yelled at me for chewing too loudly (I wasn't they were just being retarded)
   
   So I stabbed them in the throat with a fork and yelled back "HEY! YOUR GURGLING AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN BLOOD IS TOO LOUD!"
   
   It was very satisfying
10. 2019-03-22 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What kind of pussy chokes on their own blood from a fork stab? lolol a no neck bitch probably.