My internet just cut out for a minute after I made a joke about killing people at the fbi/nsa/cia hqs

1. 2019-03-21 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #21
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Keep talking about you might wake up with a pipebomb under your pillow one day

   
   But that would mean you actually have to follow through with something.
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   • Grylls
2. 2019-03-21 at 9:01 PM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria Keep talking about you might wake up with a pipebomb under your pillow one day

   
   from the tooth fairy or a different fairy?
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   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
3. 2019-03-22 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra from the tooth fairy or a different fairy?

   
   pipebomb fairy.
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   • -SpectraL
4. 2019-03-22 at 6:47 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Lol they probably drove them out.
   
   Nobody hates asians as hard as other asians.

   
   This seems to be true. I work with a lot of Hmong people, and they are very secretive about their culture
   
   But one of them opened up to me after I talked about krаtom in its traditional Thai name and, after questioning me for half an hour about how I knew all of that, he was telling me all about how the Chinese and Japanese "have secrets about life-extending medicine that they won't tell anybody"
   
   They also think that viewing an eclipse brings extremely bad luck upon all who see it
5. 2019-03-22 at 7:01 AM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox he was telling me all about how the Chinese and Japanese "have secrets about life-extending medicine that they won't tell anybody"

   
   legend has it that the japanese are actually decendants of a bunch of chinese that was sent to the east to look for this life extending drug by the first emperor. they couldnt find it so they stayed behind to avoid beheadings back in china.
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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2019-03-22 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Japanese people do live a long-ass time.
7. 2019-03-22 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they couldnt find it so they stayed behind to avoid beheadings back in china.

   
   Chinese management style.
8. 2019-03-23 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Japanese people do live a long-ass time.

   
   radioactive wastes are good to human health.
9. 2019-03-23 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Japanese people do live a long-ass time.

   
   i just tried to think of fat japanese people and i can’t picture one
10. 2019-03-23 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #30
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i just tried to think of fat japanese people and i can’t picture one

    
    youve never seen sumo wrestlers ?
11. 2019-03-23 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i hope the NSA takes a break from their heavy work load of jacking off to my littly pony and makes sure you never get on the internet again
12. 2019-03-23 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Technologist victim of incest
13. 2019-03-23 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Technologist

    
    
14. 2019-03-23 at 12:36 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Not a boomer ya fag👅
15. 2019-03-23 at 12:36 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Technologist Not a boomer ya fag👅

    
    yah sure whatever get back to your retirement home
16. 2019-03-23 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Technologist victim of incest