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I'm of the belief that cell phone companies intentionally make stuff go wrong with old cell phones...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Because there is never enough money to fill their cavernous coffers.πŸ‘
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    Fact. Both Apple and Samsung have admitted to "slowing' down older model phones for "compatibility". I just put a new battery in my Samsung S6 so it's good for another 3-5years. I only use it for email and ebay anyway as I've successfully alienated most other humans.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I had at&t and the phone they sold me got an update that killed my phone,, the cocksuckers didnt want to give me a new phone,, they finally did but we never got along after that,, they even called the cops on me when I showed up to cancel my contract early
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Yeah it’s called planned obsolescence, this is literally a well known and well established business practice by most major corporations
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fact. Both Apple and Samsung have admitted to "slowing' down older model phones for "compatibility". I just put a new battery in my Samsung S6 so it's good for another 3-5years. I only use it for email and ebay anyway as I've successfully alienated most other humans.

    S6πŸ‘
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Methuselah Yeah it’s called planned obsolescence, this is literally a well known and well established business practice by most major corporations

    Thank you for the useful info. I was actually unaware of this concept.πŸ‘
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I still have a flip phone.. It's been a good one, plus I can't butt dial anyone..
  8. #8
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    iPhone6

    On the 3rd battery

    First one lasted 3.5 years

    Second a little over a year
  9. #9
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    We are all in agreement for the first time.

    Now fuck off.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho We are all in agreement for the first time.

    Now fuck off.

    With your mom..πŸ˜‹
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All the greedy and filthy crony capitalists work hand in hand in cooperation to fleece what they like to call "the little people". It's a giant network of greasy dirtbags and stinking sub-animals, and they all conspire and collude to make the world a worse place to live in.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't partake in the scams for the most part, Hell I dont even have a drivers licences, bank account or even a valid ID card. I believe good credit is the gateway to serious debt,, when the collection guy calls I offer him 50% of the debt if he says no I hang up and refuse to continue until he agrees to 50%
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    It's the dumbos fault for falling for it.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    when he threatens my credit I laugh in his face
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