I need $2.30 to move to Japan

1. 2019-03-17 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   I have a new razor blade so throw me offers of work now
   
   Price list
   Liposuction = 0.70
   Tummy tuck = 1.20
   Face lift = 1.50
2. 2019-03-17 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sock Puppet Houston
   American dollars not fake Canadian or Australisn ones.
3. 2019-03-17 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   fagget
4. 2019-03-17 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Grylls fagget

   i'll curcumscise you bitch.
   
   Or orchietomy.
5. 2019-03-17 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #5
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Hey Sesame Street guy head man, I feeling Japanese I think I’m feeling Japanese I really think so...
6. 2019-03-17 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Hey Sesame Street guy head man, I feeling Japanese I think I’m feeling Japanese I really think so…

   
   How about I crawl up your asshole and remove your cancerous prostate for $1.50?
7. 2019-03-17 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Fair.
8. 2019-03-17 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   KONNICHIWA MOTHER FUCKER
9. 2019-03-17 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   Krow African Astronaut
   Is that how much you paid for your Wife, Mr CG Glitters? You want to try and give someone a blackeye instead of a young lady. You come meet me anytime by yourself, Yazzman.
10. 2019-03-17 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Sock Puppet Houston
    Please help
11. 2019-03-17 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Sock Puppet Houston
    I'm going to get thrown out.
12. 2019-03-17 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sock Puppet How about I crawl up your asshole and remove your cancerous prostate for $1.50?

    
    I don’t have one, I got it surgically covered. That’s why I always have shitty breath. But, I take your $1.50 and raise you double or nothing for free. I could use the funds to give it to the needy, or for children who has cancer.
    
    
    Thanks mankind.
13. 2019-03-17 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I don’t have one, I got it surgically covered. That’s why I always have shitty breath. But, I take your $1.50 and raise you double or nothing for free. I could use the funds to give it to the needy, or for children who has cancer.
    
    
    Thanks mankind.

    
    I'll remove your kidneys and donate them for you cunt
14. 2019-03-17 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #14
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I don’t have kidneys, I got it surgically removed because I rarely drink liquor so I gave it to someone who needed it more, like a kid.
15. 2019-03-17 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    Sock Puppet Houston
    Smart kidneys slow you down make you week like a woman
16. 2019-03-17 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #16
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Well, at least women still think I’m cute, funny, generous and handsome and don’t have to use a worn out sock as my profile picture. Win-win situation m8.🤷🏽‍♂️
17. 2019-03-17 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    still a negro though
18. 2019-03-17 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #18
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    No, I’m West Indian/Honduran/French.
19. 2019-03-17 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    even worse
20. 2019-03-17 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #20
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut