I can't wait to join the workforce

1. 2019-03-15 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   "I think I'm actually making the world a worse place by going to work every day"
   
   Come back from lunch 20 minutes late because you were making more money selling drugs
   
   "Hey guys, if we all call in sick at once they can't fire us all!!!"