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When you shower do you take the shower head off to wash your balls and ass with it?

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I were to try removing the shower head inside my shower, it would just turn into a manic uncontrollable spraying all over the place, likely resulting in a flood, and potential domicile-evacuation.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks it would just turn into a manic uncontrollable spraying all over the place

    Also describes my evening with your mother last night.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    my mother?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls my mother?

    Everyone's mother.

    The archetypal mother.

    The mythico-spiritual mother that watches over every last one of us with the utmost delicate maternal care.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    MY MOTHER???/
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    THE mother.

    Symbol of fertility, nurturing, and care and protection when one is in one's most vulnerable state.

    The mother archetype transcends any one individual's direct conception of what exactly constitutes a true mother.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you dont scare me, kid
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  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls you dont scare me, kid

    You will ultimately experience the fear that I can inspire once I summon my spectral army.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    angry
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    hey dipshit what time is it in canada
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ITT we now talk about you
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I emphatically broadcast the fear that I possess which is often masqueraded by claims of anger.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls hey dipshit what time is it in canada

    2:50 AM.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I rolling on molly and been drinking just about all day.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    7 hours difference bruh
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    are you french
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ohh, and some nitrous whippets add even more spice to the pasta.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    give me some drugs
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls are you french

    Nah.

    I'm from Western Canada (Vancouver, BC namely).

    There are very few Francophones out here.

    However, it just so happens that I was in French immersion from kindergarten through to grade 12.

    I consider myself, or at least did at one time, quasi-fluent.
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