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Rasta demands a job

  1. #1
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  2. #2
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's when you need a five million volt stun gun. You press it against his dick and pull the trigger. Instant happy customer.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Looked like a setup to me.
    Maybe he thought a you-tube channel was in his future.
  4. #4
    mashlehash victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Looked like a setup to me.
    Maybe he thought a you-tube channel was in his future.

    .......BUMBACLOT!
  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mashlehash …….BUMBACLOT!

    Beest in da woooorld, mon. Beest in da wooooooooorld.
  6. #6
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Man that was pretty funny
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One of my first best friends as a kid was a Jamaican, but he was a white Jamaican, born in Jamaica. His name was Mike. Still had the dreadlocks and all that bling, but talked more like a white guy than a Jamaican, although he could talk with a full Jamaican accent, too, if he wanted to. One day, he handed me this hand-drawn map, and it had this red X on it, He then explained that this was the location of a friend of his who lived in a hut in the wild in Jamaica, far away from any human habitation. He informed me that this friend of his had a huge cauldron that he used to make Gumball hash. Reportedly, that's what this man did all day every day, make Gumball hash. Mike then gave me permission to go to his friend's hut and ask for as much Gumball hash as I liked, and I didn't have to pay for it at all, maybe just give him a few dollars as a kindness. The map outlined the exact route I would take from the airport to the hut. I thanked him and pocketed the map, but I didn't take him up on his offer. Mike is dead now, but I still have the map.
  8. #8
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I don't read posts from people who have been demodded
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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