I wish I was a sexy , awesome singer

1. 2019-03-13 at 9:58 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can you imagine ?
   
   Standing on a stage, alone. A crowd of 28 people, all girls. The curtain opens and you walk forward and they dont move or make a sound.
   
   You walk up to the front of the stage. The mic is waiting there for you as it should be, queuing the dude up in the booth to shine the spotlight on you as soon as you grab it.
   
   And silence.
   
   They're all waiting.
   
   All of them
   30000 naked girls
   
   Did I say that part?
   
   Anyway its three thousand naked girls waiting for you to sing. And if you sound nice doing it they'll all fuck you.
2. 2019-03-13 at 10:09 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Technologist victim of incest
3. 2019-03-13 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Did I spell queuing right ?
4. 2019-03-13 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck
5. 2019-03-13 at 10:13 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Geek!
6. 2019-03-13 at 11:57 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   u no mi address git at me
7. 2019-03-13 at 12:04 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   Isn't sex basically the only reason to learn to play the guitar?
8. 2019-03-13 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
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