Spiderplant Jailbreak

1. 2019-03-12 at 12:12 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   I planted a spiderplant in a thin, wide vase about a year ago. It did really well, and was great as it fit nicely into a window.
   
   Today it split the vase.
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-03-12 at 12:17 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I had a spider plant that grew like crazy. I’d have to thin it out frequently. I’d give away a lot of sprouts. My spider plant has children everywhere!
3. 2019-03-12 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   I always snipped off the shoot that the sprouts grow on. It seemed to have given up.
   
   I wonder if I should split the plant up? It seems to have two main stems now.
   
   I don't know where all the soil that was in the vase went, I guess it got compacted, it was full of soil when I planted.
4. 2019-03-12 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   The plant took all the nutrients out of the soil. Definitely split them up. It won’t hurt the plant, spider plants are very hearty. Jus tear it in half, and pot it. You definitely need new soil full of nutrients!
5. 2019-03-12 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   nice house m8, anythin worth goin on the rob for?
6. 2019-03-12 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   people with zero-use, decorative plants fill me with seething rage and anngger.
7. 2019-03-12 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people with zero-use, decorative plants fill me with seething rage and anngger.

   
   Strange trigger.
8. 2019-03-12 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people with zero-use, decorative plants fill me with seething rage and anngger.

   
   They fil.ter the air.
   
   Anyway I now have two spider plants.
   
   Apparently the roots are edible, they taste a little bit like tasteless potatoes.
9. 2019-03-12 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]

   Originally posted by Grylls nice house m8, anythin worth goin on the rob for?

   
   My pomeranians would rip you to shreds.
10. 2019-03-12 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed They fil.ter the air.

    
    yea, like at the rate of 1 cubic meter per year.
11. 2019-03-12 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Strange trigger.

    
    im a strange creature.
12. 2019-03-12 at 6:39 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed My pomeranians would rip you to shreds.

    
    hahaha leeeeeetle faggot dogs