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Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?

  1. #1
    Instigator African Astronaut
    In the face?
  2. #2
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    nawwww i donโ€™t admit to crimes iโ€™ve done on the internet
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    Octavian motherfucker
    It would take a special kind of hatred to even do that. I opt for death by dick.
  4. #4
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Octavian It would take a special kind of hatred to even do that. I opt for death by dick.


    And how does that work?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    one of my exes tried to knife me when we got back to her house from a 3 week vacay,, she was mad cuz I told her we could do some good coke when we got to new England ,, we didnt get any coke cuz my friends werent doin coke anymore so I didnt have the hookup I thought I had,, we really didnt stay together after that
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT one of my exes tried to knife me when we got back to her house from a 3 week vacay,, she was mad cuz I told her we could do some good coke when we got to new England ,, we didnt get any coke cuz my friends werent doin coke anymore so I didnt have the hookup I thought I had,, we really didnt stay together after that

    lol true story?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm sure anybody might do anything, given particular circumstances, but I can't think of any reason I'd do that.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Gadzooooks.
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    ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Lol
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Lol

    would you be lol'ing if you got stabbed in the face cunt?
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    ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Depends on what stabbed me, cunt.
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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    My ex girlfriend likes knives more than me, she was psycho
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Depends on what stabbed me, cunt.

    Stabbed by dick?
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    ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    *dicks
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ *dicks

    faggot
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    ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg My ex girlfriend likes knives more than me, she was psycho

    But did she try to stab you?
  17. #17
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ *dicks

    Gang bangs, I like your style lady.
  18. #18
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Would u never knife ur ex girlfriend?

    Yes. The answer to that question, exactly as stated, is a most certain yes.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    .
  20. #20
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    People who still care about their exs - good, bad or indifferent - are lame as fuck. Glad I learnt that at a young age.

    You don't pine for them, or hate them, or resent them, or be friends with them. You just forget about them and move on.
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