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  1. #41
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Robert I got injured at work now im in the hospital

    what happened?
  2. #42
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  3. #43
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We call those slackers were I come from.

    You're right, I'm definitely slacking. This is my fifth time in college.
  4. #44
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny join isis.

    Why would I want to join a CIA proxy group?
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Why would I want to join a CIA proxy group?

    for healthcare and other benefits.
  6. #46
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Join ISIS for the Healthcare.

    Stay for the goat fucking.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by GGG Join ISIS for the Healthcare.

    Stay for the goat fucking.

    why goats when child brides are provided ?
  8. #48
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Why would I want to join a CIA proxy group?

    Why wouldn't you? Lots of Muslims have. Lots of second and third generation living-in-Europe ones too.

    And I thought ISIS felt like they were just using the Americans and the Israelis in order to bring about the Caliphate and the End of the World.

    The Religious aspect of ISIS is always covered up, as is the fact that they are basically a Doomsday Cult based on muslim prophecy.

    …there will be only 12 legitimate caliphs, and Baghdadi is the eighth; that the armies of Rome will mass to meet the armies of Islam in northern Syria; and that Islam’s final showdown with an anti-Messiah will occur in Jerusalem after a period of renewed Islamic conquest.

    The Islamic State has attached great importance to the Syrian city of Dabiq, near Aleppo. It named its propaganda magazine after the town, and celebrated madly when (at great cost) it conquered Dabiq’s strategically unimportant plains. It is here, the Prophet reportedly said, that the armies of Rome will set up their camp. The armies of Islam will meet them, and Dabiq will be Rome’s Waterloo or its Antietam.

    “Dabiq is basically all farmland,” one Islamic State supporter recently tweeted. “You could imagine large battles taking place there.” …

    Now that it has taken Dabiq, the Islamic State awaits the arrival of an enemy army there, whose defeat will initiate the countdown to the apocalypse.



    After its battle in Dabiq, Cerantonio said, the caliphate will expand and sack Istanbul. Some believe it will then cover the entire Earth, but Cerantonio suggested its tide may never reach beyond the Bosporus. An anti-Messiah, known in Muslim apocalyptic literature as Dajjal, will come from the Khorasan region of eastern Iran and kill a vast number of the caliphate’s fighters, until just 5,000 remain, cornered in Jerusalem. Just as Dajjal prepares to finish them off, Jesus—the second-most-revered prophet in Islam—will return to Earth, spear Dajjal, and lead the Muslims to victory.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/


    “We will conquer your Rome, break your crosses, and enslave your women,” Adnani, the spokesman, promised in one of his periodic valentines to the West. “If we do not reach that time, then our children and grandchildren will reach it, and they will sell your sons as slaves at the slave market.”
    Basically what all Muslims want.
  9. #49
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed Why wouldn't you? Lots of Muslims have. Lots of second and third generation living-in-Europe ones too.

    And I thought ISIS felt like they were just using the Americans and the Israelis in order to bring about the Caliphate and the End of the World.

    The Religious aspect of ISIS is always covered up, as is the fact that they are basically a Doomsday Cult based on muslim prophecy.



    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/03/what-isis-really-wants/384980/



    Basically what all Muslims want.

    Extremely low IQ post. Thanks for making me lose brain cells, idiot.
  10. #50
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I used to work, but a few weeks ago my employer found an exploit in the 13th amendment that is particular to our relationship and bought me. Now I toil and sweat.
  11. #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I work for reaction.
    Tips are complimentary..
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I work for reaction.
    Tips are complimentary..

    now ive an errection
    and taking my tip will be mandatory.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now ive an errection
    and taking my tip will be mandatory.

    Benny's tip is only 10%...
  14. #54
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny now ive an errection
    and taking my tip will be mandatory.

    The Two-Inch Wonderstick
  15. #55
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why goats when child brides are provided ?

    I think only the rich ISIS dudes are allowed to take brides. The foot soldiers are not allowed to because it would distract them from jihad. At least, I remember some former ISIS dude saying this in some interview. It sounds true though, because a wife and kid on the battlefield would be really distracting and probably not make them want to fight since they've now got something to lose.

    IIRC they're also only allowed to rape non sunnis
  16. #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Sure we work not hard and not often but we work indeed.
  17. #57
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG I think only the rich ISIS dudes are allowed to take brides. The foot soldiers are not allowed to because it would distract them from jihad. At least, I remember some former ISIS dude saying this in some interview. It sounds true though, because a wife and kid on the battlefield would be really distracting and probably not make them want to fight since they've now got something to lose.

    IIRC they're also only allowed to rape non sunnis

    They're only allowed to do what big daddy CIA tells them to do.
  18. #58
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers They're only allowed to do what big daddy CIA tells them to do.

    Crackpot theories for 200
  19. #59
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    What I have learned over the years is the more you get paid the less work you do.
  20. #60
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG Crackpot theories for 200

    It's not a theory, it's fact. Daesh (or, "ISIS") was being trained by CIA and Mossad roughly 2 years ago. Then the CIA had contract flights with Iraq to move them to Afghanistan; which is where they're at. Placing them conveniently along the Af-Pak border, because the real objective is to denuclearize Pakistan, and what better way to do that than by convincing the world that Pakistan's nuclear weapons are at danger, and once again, America has to "save the world" so they would want world-wide support to invade Pakistan like they invaded Iraq based on lies which were propagated by western mainstream media of Saddam having "Weapons of Mass Destruction."

    They (Daesh) are causing a lot of civilian casualties and the Taliban is fighting against these CIA NPCs. In fact, the US has saved Daesh multiple times from being completely annihilated by the Taliban, or, The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan; a genuine government as opposed as a "terrorist rebel group" that western media loves to portray them as. But the US is losing hard in Afghanistan. Why else do you think they're holding peace talks with the Taliban? Taliban has always insisted on peace talks, but it's the savage Americans that kept turning these peace talks down. But now they have no choice. :)
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