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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Okay folks, this thread is abut you all telling us about your homeless adventures.

    How long did you rough it on the street. Preferably, I'd like to hear your stories involving homelessness that didn't involve sleeping out of your car and shit. I'm talking like REAL homelessness where you actually had to sleep on corners, parking garages, ally ways, and abandoned buildings.

    Was it by choice? What happened to land you in that boat?

    How did you manage, particularly in winter and in snow and shitty cold weather?

    Did you enjoy it or at least parts of it? If you're not currently homeless, what happened that got you off the streets?

    Also, what city was it in? What were the resources like there? Did you puss out and go to shelters?

    Go on... I wanna hear your stories if you have any worth telling regarding the topic.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    thread hijack

    what is your favorite spiderman film
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  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by GGG thread hijack

    what is your favorite spiderman film

    Spiderman 2
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    thread hijack!

    Which posters have you had a crush on?
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    I was homeless for three and a half years.
    In hotels for two and a half and then a car for a whole year.
    It's awful and really does things to your mind.
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    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats thread hijack!

    Which posters have you had a crush on?

    Phantasmagoria
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Spiderman 2

    Spiderman 3 is clearly the best you infidel.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Krow Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?

    Do you think people develop violence addictions?
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG Do you think people develop violence addictions?


    Maybe.. I'm comparing the natural urge to release over that of just fighting
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    Originally posted by Krow Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?

    bacause no reason.

    In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.",

    why's the alien brown?

    No reason.

    In "Love Story",

    why did the two characters

    fall madly in love with each other?

    No reason.

    In Oliver Stone's "JFK",

    Why's the President suddenly

    assassinated by some stranger?

    No reason.

    In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre"

    by Tobe Hooper,

    why don't we ever see the characters

    go to the bathroom...

    or wash their hands,

    like people doing in real life?

    Absolutely no reason.

    Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski,

    how come this guy has to hide

    and live like a bomb...

    when he plays the piano so well?

    Once again the answer is "no reason".

    I could go on for hours

    with more examples.

    The list is endless.

    You probably never gave it a thought.

    But all great films,

    without exception,

    contain an important element--

    a "no reason".

    And you know why?

    Because life itself...

    is filled with "no reason".

    Why can't we see the air all around us?

    No reason.

    Why're we always thinking?

    No reason.

    Why do some people love sausages

    and other people hate sausages?

    No fuckin' reason.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    https://hybridsrising.com/Hybrid-Project/Hybrids-Rising-Brown-Dwarfs-HP.html

    Extraterrestrials referred to as Brown Dwarfs are described as being short with wide faces and have plump and stocky bodies. They are normally reported as being approximately 4 feet tall and they almost always wear something to cover or conceal the shape of their heads, such as a hood or a draped piece of fabric. Some wear dark brown padded, tight fitting body suits which makes it possible to observe that parts of their bodies have thick folds of skin in certain areas. Other reports describe them wearing coveralls. [1]

    Like the Greys with whom they are most often seen, Brown Dwarfs are telepathic. The faces of the Brown Dwarfs are wide with broad noses and their lips are very thick. Their eyes are dark brown and maintain perspective with respect to the size of their other facial features. Their pupils have been described as both black and near white and horizontally positioned. Their skin, which has prominent folds in certain areas, is most often described as dark brown to nearly black. Of the publically available reports, one describes their skin as yellow-brown and two describe their skin as blue. More about the potential misnomer of blue skin is described in the section of this site covering The Blues as well as later in this document. [2]

    Brown Dwarfs exhibit emotion and at times have been described as acting silly, giggling, smiling with a sinister smile and even hobbling as if attempting to dance. They, like some of the short Greys, also appear to move in unison, but as if marching in a hobbling manner in single file rather than a graceful hopping-skipping-floating manner as certain Grey appearing beings. One report describes the Brown Dwarfs as wearing a round, clear space helmet similar to what our astronauts wear in space. That particular Brown Dwarf was also described as wearing a dark coloured body suit which had a tether attached to it while it was floating in an area of its craft with low gravity. Other reports include Brown Dwarfs with black un-kept hair or wearing what appeared to be wigs.

    Brown Dwarfs are most often seen performing tasks with and for the Greys and Grey appearing Tan ETs. These tasks are described by some Abductee-Experiencers as menial, and because of this, some people believe they are not very high in the Grey hierarchy, but this may be an error. Due to the variations in their activities, it would appear the Greys rely on the Brown Dwarfs to perform several different jobs, including but not limited to: Guiding the Experiencer to the examination room; Prepping the subject and assisting in the extraction of sperm from males by use of a procedure that is not too dissimilar from a BBSE; Prepping for other types of experimental procedures including administering specific fluids, possibly even chemicals that Abductee-Experiencers must drink, and then performing tests and procedures on them. They also seek out specific Humans for the collection of their DNA; and they’ve been seen in Human-Hybrid nurseries assisting and tending to the newborns. In many respects, Brown Dwarfs are nearly as involved in the abduction process, including the creation of Human-Hybrid children, as the Greys. [4]

    Brown Dwarfs have also been seen in large groups in auditorium like school settings or instruction settings wearing what the HR Team believes are school uniforms that appear as different coloured capes with hoods. These teaching environments sometime involve young Brown Dwarfs viewing Abductee-Experiencers on a stage as if they are being introduced, observed and studied. The colour of their apparent student uniform apparel is described as dark blue, red or black, depending on the level and/or area of study they are engaged in. They have also been characterized as being in charge of organizing and orchestrating specific “time events,” as have the Greys with whom they work.
    [3]
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    one time I got catfished by a fat junkie in Florida so I hitchhiked right into conception across the states in like a week and slept in a field of dicks. Then her husband fucked me in the ass and she pointed a shotgun at me and convinced me the bastard spawn in her womb was mine

    all in all Jack Kerouac/10 would write the great American novel again
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Fonaplats thread hijack!

    Which posters have you had a crush on?

    Of all the posters i have actually interacted with, Mayberry, probably a little. Internet romance is a fool's errand though, don't do it. Unless you have the money/will/whatever to move to another country or fly the person over. Forever. On the real.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo one time I got catfished by a fat junkie in Florida so I hitchhiked right into conception across the states in like a week and slept in a field of dicks. Then her husband fucked me in the ass and she pointed a shotgun at me and convinced me the bastard spawn in her womb was mine

    all in all Jack Kerouac/10 would write the great American novel again

    damn that's fucked up link me to your book
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone How long did you rough it on the street. Preferably, I'd like to hear your stories involving homelessness that didn't involve sleeping out of your car and shit. I'm talking like REAL homelessness where you actually had to sleep on corners, parking garages, ally ways, and abandoned buildings.

    By gatekeeping homelessness like that, you're going to seriously restrict the number of (serious) replies you get.

    Most people who end up homeless and entirely asset-less don't just bounce back to normalcy. You might get a story here and there from someone who was stuck sleeping on a park bench or couch surfing for a few days/weeks (which, incidentally, I have experienced). But if you want legit feedback from people who have been homeless for any lengthy amount of time, you might need to broaden your expectations a bit.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Was it by choice? What happened to land you in that boat?

    In January of 2015 I was working part time as a security guard, and I figured "why pay half my income towards rent?" So I bought a cheap minivan (Dodge Caravan) and decided to just eliminate the rent expense entirely from my budget.

    At first it was kind of manageable, but then I lost my job, and shit got real real fast.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone How did you manage, particularly in winter and in snow and shitty cold weather?

    The elements are always the worst part. Obviously moreso for the pedestrian homeless, but it can be kind of a nuisance for the vehicularly oriented during the Winter, and especially brutal during the Summer. Think about how hot it gets, and factor in things like food storage and so on, and, yeah, it's brutal - unless you can find shade. I became adept at shade-chasing, as it becomes absolutely essential during peak temperatures.

    Again, though, I will totally concede that being homeless without a vehicle in the Winter would be absolutely hellish, while having a vehicle (as long as your heating system works and you can afford gas and so on - which isn't always guaranteed) makes it a lot more bearable.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Did you enjoy it or at least parts of it? If you're not currently homeless, what happened that got you off the streets?

    There were definitely some fun parts, especially towards the beginning while I still had at least some income to work with. I ended up exploring new places I hadn't been to before. I also learned a lot about survival under unique conditions. Having virtually no money towards the end, and no typical amenities like running water or refrigeration or most cooking conveniences (such as a stove, oven, or microwave), my diet changed quite significantly. I mean, food storage alone, without a refrigerator... It's a huge pain in the ass.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Also, what city was it in? What were the resources like there? Did you puss out and go to shelters?

    All over the lower mainland of BC (in and around Vancouver).

    I experimented with different regions (urban, suburban, rural, and straight-up wilderness). Each type of region has it's own advantages and disadvantages.

    There were some rough parts, like the time I woke up in the middle of the night to a hooker rummaging through my stuff (my locks didn't work consistently), or the time I got chased out of a neighborhood because they thought I was up to no good (unfamiliar van parked at the end of a street, etc), etc.

    But most of it wasn't too, too bad.

    Eventually, though, I couldn't take the elements (Summer did it, not Winter).

    I gave up and went on social assistance and got an apartment and started looking for another job.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol i can't take this thread seriously when all the threads begin with "alright folks" im tired of hearing that word.

    i guess op you could come live me or give more bj's behind the habeeb mart, or you could move into a womans shelter/ get a job. I know its rough out there.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Krow Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?

    its only addiction if you have a pussy ur spossed to be servicing and ur letting it sleep cuz ude rather watch porn.
    I left women in the dust 7 years ago and I have a semi healthy sex life with porn and its inexpensive, trouble free, and satisfying.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Krow Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I was briefly homeless recently. I was lucky I found two good friends, the only people homeless in the city who actually weren't theieves and alright people. They held me down, showed me the ropes and took care of me big time.

    I owe them a lot and don't plan on forgetting it. I will have a surprise forb them soon enough.

    The cold, rain, and snow was the worst. Plus people who treat you less than human. We ended up crashed in an abandoned row home for a bit. It was awful, but at least I never spent a single day dope sick.
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