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Koala gets kicked out of tree and cries

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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Fuck .. He shout widdle a knife out of a stick with his teeth and stab the bully in his neck. So fucking cute and sad
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Wow that was kinda sad but funny too.

    Why don't Americans grow the kind of trees koalas like and introduce them there?
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    Technologist motherfucker
    That was in Australia, I believe, listen to the people’s accents.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    it’s almost like it’s in shock
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    Mahmoud Houston
    Lol it's like he's crying rape.
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    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Lol it's like he's crying rape.

    #koalatoo
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It wants its mother.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It wants its mother.

    That's an adult koala
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by GGG That's an adult koala

    Ok, it's an adult koala who wants its mother. Are you happy now?
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, it's an adult koala who wants its mother. Are you happy now?

    you dont like being corrected do you speccy ?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls you dont like being corrected do you speccy ?

    That didn't scare me.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.


    what does scare you?
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ok, it's an adult koala who wants its mother. Are you happy now?

    Yeah okay, but it's still not a cry for it's mother. This is a female koala being attacked by a male koala, which is probably wanting to rape her. That's a cry of anger/upset it's making, like a scream. Female koalas are just high pitched. Babies will make a sharp yip when they are calling for their mothers, not this screaming, which is a common noise when being attacked. Males make the noise too, but its deeper and more rumbling. Adult koalas don't make that yip noise. Go watch some actual baby koalas and you'll hear what the noise sounds like.

    Source: Years of watching Animal Planet and Nat Geo.
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    Krow African Astronaut
    It's known that soldiers shot or wounded have instinctly cried out to their mothers ..usually when dying
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Krow It's known that soldiers shot or wounded have instinctly cried out to their mothers ..usually when dying

    your mom cries out to me when im fucking her
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Krow It's known that soldiers shot or wounded have instinctly cried out to their mothers ..usually when dying

    Excuse me, I'm the only one who speaks koala here bitch.
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    Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by GGG Yeah okay, but it's still not a cry for it's mother. This is a female koala being attacked by a male koala, which is probably wanting to rape her. That's a cry of anger/upset it's making, like a scream. Female koalas are just high pitched. Babies will make a sharp yip when they are calling for their mothers, not this screaming, which is a common noise when being attacked. Males make the noise too, but its deeper and more rumbling. Adult koalas don't make that yip noise. Go watch some actual baby koalas and you'll hear what the noise sounds like.

    Source: Years of watching Animal Planet and Nat Geo.

    This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about koalas to dispute it.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    As the young koala approaches six months, the mother begins to prepare it for its eucalyptus diet by predigesting the leaves, producing a faecal pap that the joey eats from her cloaca.


    When the mother becomes pregnant again, her bond with her previous offspring is permanently severed. Newly weaned young are encouraged to disperse by their mothers' aggressive behaviour towards them.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    They also have two penises

    And iirc the females have a full reproductive tract for both vaginas, which is kinda cool.
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