I'm on the shitter

1. 2015-12-30 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #1
   J J The Jet Plane Yung Blood
   I've been holding in the turd while this SLOW page loads so I could type as it comes out.
   
   Okay right now I'd estimate it's about 1cm out. I'm gonna let it go.
   
   Shit it slipped back in. Okay here we go.... I think it's coming. Yep. HERE IT IS
   .OHOHH OH OH OH OH YEAHHAHAHAHAHAH AH HA HAH AH AH AH HAH AH AH HA HA OH MAN
   
   oh man
   
   last little gooey bit
   
   and a little extra push for good measure
   
   the smell is making its way into my nostril.
   
   it's an unpleasant odor, I must admit
   
   okay im gonna wipe up and flush the toilet. thank you for joining me in my journey
2. 2015-12-30 at 7:21 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   [size=7]11/10[/size]
3. 2015-12-30 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Hard to outdo a shitpost about literal shit.