Don't go chasin penises, just stick to the vibrators and dildos you're used to...

1. 2019-02-23 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   ...I know that you're gonna bang it your way or nothin at all, but I think youre cummin to fast.
2. 2019-02-23 at 12:48 AM UTC

   #2
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   And a song I would never have thought about is somehow playing in my mind.