What would your plan of action be if you were at work...

1. 2015-11-14 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   and you were using the lavatory to empty your fecal matter, and upon wiping you discover a massive quantity of pinworms littering your toilet paper? Do you finish your shift and get it checked out later? Make up an excuse why you have to immediately leave? Tell your boss the EMBARRASSING TRUTH? plz help need help sooper quick m8s.
2. 2015-11-15 at 2:04 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'd probably kill myself right then and there.