Im going to attempt speaking afrikaans in this thread

1. 2019-02-16 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   qsbpciq dkpv kqsnvkqsn owsipbwpvqskfjdnx.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Nil
2. 2019-02-16 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Close but no cigar.
3. 2019-02-16 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fucking kill yourself
4. 2019-02-16 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i am blak man
5. 2019-02-16 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Fucking kill yourself

6. 2019-02-16 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CandyRein

   
   Get your tits out
7. 2019-02-16 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   What about Mq?!
8. 2019-02-16 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   She wont mind
9. 2019-02-16 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   "she"
10. 2019-02-17 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Isn't Afrikaans basically Dutch with a few minor tweaks?
    
    If that's the case, it should be at least quasi-intelligible to English speakers since Dutch and English both have similar roots (going way back, mind you).
    
    I can't say "owsipbwpvqskfjdnx" looks anything even remotely resembling an actual word, from ANY Proto-Indo-European descended language, let alone a Germanic one.
11. 2019-02-17 at 3:01 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Grylls i am blak man

    
    blick
12. 2019-02-17 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ripped off lanny the trannys granny panties to give her a whammy in his faggy saggy fanny then made him say 'spank me daddy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his nutsack-nanny namd sparky we have a more real obligation to eat more meat
    
    

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    make it stop lanny!
13. 2019-02-17 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
14. 2019-02-17 at 3:32 AM UTC

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    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Oh i thought this would be an ebonics thread
15. 2019-02-17 at 3:46 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Oh i thought this would be an ebonics thread

    
    ebonicks are called nigglish.
16. 2019-02-17 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
17. 2019-02-17 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by gadzooks Isn't Afrikaans basically Dutch with a few minor tweaks?
    
    If that's the case, it should be at least quasi-intelligible to English speakers since Dutch and English both have similar roots (going way back, mind you).

    
    Afrikaans is a Dutch sister language, a lot of words are mutually intelligible but a lot aren't either.
18. 2019-02-17 at 4:59 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    And with mutually intelligible i mean between Dutch and Afrikaans speakers.
19. 2019-02-17 at 5 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    While it's true English has a common ancestor with Dutch, English and Dutch aren't very mutually intelligible.
20. 2019-02-17 at 6:42 AM UTC

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    Shrooms Houston
    German sounds lije Dutch on heron