I strongly considered bowling professionally.

1. 2019-02-15 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   But ultimately decided I didn't want to go down that alley.
2. 2019-02-15 at 3:27 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Folks, try and contain your laughter.
3. 2019-02-15 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i actually loled a little bit but i'm stoned so...:idk:
4. 2019-02-15 at 4:52 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   
5. 2019-02-15 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   Special K9 balls made??
6. 2019-02-15 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Why? didn't have the balls? 🥁
7. 2019-02-15 at 5:39 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   I'm watchin William Shatner, on The Twilight Zone... I wish he had a bowling ball, so he could knock that critter off the wing of that plane, Boss...
8. 2019-02-15 at 7:53 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just had a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda moment...
   
   Fargo is a movie by the Cohen brothers.
   
   So is The Big Lebowski.
   
   The Big Lebowski is about a dude (literally referred to as "The Dude") whose sole responsibility in life is bowling.