U ever engaged with anyone?

1. 2019-02-14 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   TFW no fiancee.
   
   
2. 2019-02-14 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I was in a common law once and the girl said "It's like we're married!" and I was like "Lol I wouldn't marry you"
3. 2019-02-14 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Technical term made up by ((())) for pre-controlling purposes.
4. 2019-02-14 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I want a wife tho for some reason.
   
   At least, when I'm drunk I do.
5. 2019-02-14 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks I want a wife tho for some reason.
   
   At least, when I'm drunk I do.

   
   Probably because you're predestined to want one what with the brain you have and you never had a choice otherwise etc
6. 2019-02-14 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mmQ Probably because you're predestined to want one what with the brain you have and you never had a choice otherwise etc

   
   TFW when biological determinism kicks in and there's no wife to be found...
   
   * intensifies*
7. 2019-02-14 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Yeah I know that feel. I didn't think I would be married until my 30's but I am ready to settle down now and have a normal life
8. 2019-02-14 at 4:51 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The closest I ever got to getting engaged was when I was living with my ex boyfriend and he was drunk and sitting on the toilet taking a shit and asking me if I would be his wife and the mother of his children.
   
   I left before he wiped his ass.
9. 2019-02-14 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala The closest I ever got to getting engaged was when I was living with my ex boyfriend and he was drunk and sitting on the toilet taking a shit and asking me if I would be his wife and the mother of his children.
   
   I left before he wiped his ass.

   
   You should have also turned off the lights.
10. 2019-02-14 at 4:55 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What makes you think I didn't?