My co-cook is shit faced

1. 2019-02-14 at 11:34 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist So how did it turn out? Did he fuck up anything?

   
   No. I literally (and I dont use that term lightly) did almost everything.
   
   In my head I even broke it down.
   
   He came to work at 2pm. I busted my ass beforehand to try and make sure we could have an easy day and we did, but
   
   For what it's worth
   
   He worked for 5 hours (he took an hour break) and he swept and mopped the floor and cooked two orders. Fucking 1 hour of work. The other 4 hours were whatever.
2. 2019-02-14 at 11:36 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   I know if my coworker didn’t carry their share, it would get on my nerves right quick!
3. 2019-02-14 at 11:44 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist I know if my coworker didn’t carry their share, it would get on my nerves right quick!

   
   Dont patronize me tech
   
   :)
   
   This is my vent thread
4. 2019-02-14 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Patronize spatronize,
   
   I’d be pissed! :p
5. 2019-02-14 at 11:58 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Jesus is my co-cook
6. 2019-02-14 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #26
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Jesus is my co-cook

   
   
7. 2019-02-14 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What would jill do. Fucking ugj
8. 2019-02-14 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey jill post that shit again or whatever. Its what you'd do. Go on. I give you permission. :)
9. 2019-02-14 at 12:53 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why am I even asking
   
   
   
   

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10. 2019-02-14 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I also just realized how 3mvarrasingly slow the rate of Jill"s "spam" is.
    
    Lol
    
    Pick up the pace you old geezer. I could spam the shit you're taking all day to spam in a fucking half hour period .
    
    Ole crumple ass fuck
11. 2019-02-14 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seriously show me how hard you can spam that keoz thing in the next 2 hours. Let's have a contest.
12. 2019-02-14 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    you will lose
13. 2019-02-14 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls you will lose

    
    Set the odds then , lurking background pussy.
14. 2019-02-14 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hey chef asshole, go get cucked
15. 2019-02-14 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    mmQ - 4/1
    
    DRAW - 6/1
    
    Bill Krozby spammer - 4/9
16. 2019-02-14 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    PLACE YER BETS FAGGITS
17. 2019-02-14 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls mmQ - 4/1
    
    DRAW - 6/1
    
    Bill Krozby spammer - 4/9

    
    You're supposed to be in bed I don't deal with fractional odds man
18. 2019-02-14 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by mmQ You're supposed to be in bed I don't deal with fractional odds man

    
    mmQ - +400.00
    
    DRAW - +600.00
    
    Bill Krozby spammer - -225.00
19. 2019-02-14 at 1:35 PM UTC

    #39
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Are you a Michelin rated chef MMQ?
20. 2019-02-14 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls mmQ - +400.00
    
    DRAW - +600.00
    
    Bill Krozby spammer - -225.00

    
    *bets the house on Bill Krozby spammer*