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Anyone here ever hitchhiked?

  1. #41
    Post pics of hot Chinese bitches.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by GGG I'm in China right now waiting for my classes at university to start.

    what class is that that starts at mid nite ?
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    One Long Day 101
  4. #44
    or lying for beginners.
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    This one time I was hitchhiking it was about 3am, and I was out on a long, deserted stretch of highway. Dark, just the Moon overhead to give some light, quiet, summertime. Hadn't seen a car for over an hour. Then I saw a car appear on the horizon, and as it neared, I stuck my thumb out. After the car passed, it pulled over on the shoulder, and I could see it was just the driver. I jogged up and jumped in, and a guy in his late '30's said hello and continued driving. After a bit of small talk, he suddenly turned to me and said he had forgotten something back the house he just left from, not far back from where he had picked me up. I said sure, we could go back and get whatever he'd forgotten. The guy made a quick u-turn without checking his mirror, and another car, passing in the left lane at 80 miles an hour, smashed into the driver's side door at full speed, slamming the man directly up onto my lap, with his seatbelt tangled around his body. The entire left side of the car had disappeared, including the driver's door, seat, steering wheel and windshield. The force of the impact pushed our car sideways at a high rate of speed down the road for about 50 meters, with sparks flying out in a stream from both sides of it the whole way. The passing car's hood was bent in half and pointed straight up in a teepee position. The entire front third of the passing car had disappeared, mashed right in all the way up to the windshield base. When the cars had come to a stop, I pushed the unconscious driver off myself as best I could, he was still breathing, then kicked the passenger's door open and noticed blood pouring out of one of the knuckles on my right hand, which had struck a handle on the door during impact. Shaking the unconscious driver produced no results. I walked over to the other vehicle and peered in. A lone elderly man in his late '60's was sitting at the wheel, leaning back on the headrest, with his face full of blood, with a broken nose and teeth, and the bloody glass in front of him over the steering wheel was caved in like a big spiderweb. I shook the man several times, but he was out like a light and merely gurgled. He was breathing. Steam poured and shot out from from the passing car's radiator in giant clouds up into the night. With no communication device available, I finally decided my only option was to continue my journey and attempt to flag a passing vehicle. After several hours of walking, I was finally able to flag a passing policeman and explain the collision, who then headed directly to the scene. I myself disappeared into the dawn.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was hitchhiking it was about 3am, and I was out on a long, deserted stretch of highway. Dark, just the Moon overhead to give some light, quiet, summertime. Hadn't seen a car for over an hour. Then I saw a car appear on the horizon, and as it neared, I stuck my thumb out. After the car passed, it pulled over on the shoulder, and I could see it was just the driver. I jogged up and jumped in, and a guy in his late '30's said hello and continued driving. After a bit of small talk, he suddenly turned to me and said he had forgotten something back the house he just left from, not far back from where he had picked me up. I said sure, we could go back and get whatever he'd forgotten. The guy made a quick u-turn without checking his mirror, and another car, passing in the left lane at 80 miles an hour, smashed into the driver's side door at full speed, slamming the man directly up onto my lap, with his seatbelt tangled around his body. The entire left side of the car had disappeared, including the driver's door, seat, steering wheel and windshield. The force of the impact pushed our car sideways at a high rate of speed down the road for about 50 meters, with sparks flying out in a stream from both sides of it the whole way. The passing car's hood was bent in half and pointed straight up in a teepee position. The entire front third of the passing car had disappeared, mashed right in all the way up to the windshield base. When the cars had come to a stop, I pushed the unconscious driver off myself as best I could, he was still breathing, then kicked the passenger's door open and noticed blood pouring out of one of the knuckles on my right hand, which had struck a handle on the door during impact. Shaking the unconscious driver produced no results. I walked over to the other vehicle and peered in. A lone elderly man in his late '60's was sitting at the wheel, leaning back on the headrest, with his face full of blood, with a broken nose and teeth, and the bloody glass in front of him over the steering wheel was caved in like a big spiderweb. I shook the man several times, but he was out like a light and merely gurgled. He was breathing. Steam poured and shot out from from the passing car's radiator in giant clouds up into the night. With no communication device available, I finally decided my only option was to continue my journey and attempt to flag a passing vehicle. After several hours of walking, I was finally able to flag a passing policeman and explain the collision, who then headed directly to the scene. I myself disappeared into the dawn.

    two enters make a paragraph.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #47
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This one time I was hitchhiking it was about 3am, and I was out on a long, deserted stretch of highway. Dark, just the Moon overhead to give some light, quiet, summertime. Hadn't seen a car for over an hour. Then I saw a car appear on the horizon, and as it neared, I stuck my thumb out. After the car passed, it pulled over on the shoulder, and I could see it was just the driver. I jogged up and jumped in, and a guy in his late '30's said hello and continued driving. After a bit of small talk, he suddenly turned to me and said he had forgotten something back the house he just left from, not far back from where he had picked me up. I said sure, we could go back and get whatever he'd forgotten. The guy made a quick u-turn without checking his mirror, and another car, passing in the left lane at 80 miles an hour, smashed into the driver's side door at full speed, slamming the man directly up onto my lap, with his seatbelt tangled around his body. The entire left side of the car had disappeared, including the driver's door, seat, steering wheel and windshield. The force of the impact pushed our car sideways at a high rate of speed down the road for about 50 meters, with sparks flying out in a stream from both sides of it the whole way. The passing car's hood was bent in half and pointed straight up in a teepee position. The entire front third of the passing car had disappeared, mashed right in all the way up to the windshield base. When the cars had come to a stop, I pushed the unconscious driver off myself as best I could, he was still breathing, then kicked the passenger's door open and noticed blood pouring out of one of the knuckles on my right hand, which had struck a handle on the door during impact. Shaking the unconscious driver produced no results. I walked over to the other vehicle and peered in. A lone elderly man in his late '60's was sitting at the wheel, leaning back on the headrest, with his face full of blood, with a broken nose and teeth, and the bloody glass in front of him over the steering wheel was caved in like a big spiderweb. I shook the man several times, but he was out like a light and merely gurgled. He was breathing. Steam poured and shot out from from the passing car's radiator in giant clouds up into the night. With no communication device available, I finally decided my only option was to continue my journey and attempt to flag a passing vehicle. After several hours of walking, I was finally able to flag a passing policeman and explain the collision, who then headed directly to the scene. I myself disappeared into the dawn.

    What the actual fuck this is the sexiest thing I've ever read
  8. #48
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny two enters make a paragraph.

    i really sounds very wise with my wisdooms sometimes.
  9. #49
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Grylls shut up you fucking dork

    folks?

    You'll probably resent this one day. what if he.. oh shit.
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