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  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
    "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." -- Emo Phillips
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ victim of incest
    Emo Phillips isn't a real person, is he?
  3. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya he is or was anyway.

    I liked when he said"You know thAT FEELING WHEN YOU tip back in your chair and almost tip over? I feel like that all the time ".
    LOOL the guy was a savant.
  4. Michael Myers Insurgent
    Originally posted by AngryOnion THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
    "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well…are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." – Emo Phillips

    I liked this joke. Thanks for sharing it, AO!
  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Good I'm happy that you enjoyed it.
    Side note I think Emo Philpes was the original EMO.
  6. Originally posted by AngryOnion Good I'm happy that you enjoyed it.
    Side note I think Emo Philpes was the original EMO.

    are you secretly lurking all the time like a pedo in the boys bathroom ?
  7. DietPiano victim of incest
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you secretly lurking all the time like a pedo in the boys bathroom ?

    Com're, you
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