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I got the Jamaican Brain Surgeon fired because she is a whore

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Who dares hit on me their 1st day?
    Whore.
    Who wants 8 more kids???
    Whore.
    Who told me I look like their ex?
    Lying whore. (I searched her facebook and the only guy on there is this dude.)


    She must think I am really stupid to fall for this shit.
    She is a Cobalt Whore.
    A cobalt whore is a type of "salted whore": a nuclear whore weapon designed to produce enhanced amounts of radioactive fallout, intended to contaminate a large area with radioactive material.

    I have done a lot of drugs so my mind is not always right but I have had enough 2nd hand experience to know that if things would continue, eventually I would think with my dick and not my brain.
    Probably this weekend when I told her I will pick her up and go get some chicken at a drive thru and go fuck in a seeded motel.

    I can not risk screwing things up at work for myself.
    My supervisor and I already have a kind of relationship so banging this whore would hurt his feelings and that would lead to me maybe actually having to do something at work.
    I dont want that...

    She is not even that cute. I mean for fucks sake, she is black.
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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    and then you woke up?
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    Ghost Black Hole
    this is what happens when you don't take your schizo meds kids
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by ECAP and then you woke up?

    Im talking about this girl I met at work on Friday.
  5. #5
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost this is what happens when you don't take your schizo meds kids

    those hallucinations can be a real bitch


    good thing he gots the rear admiral to help him through this
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Ghost this is what happens when you don't take your schizo meds kids

    Fuck you ghost. You sent me this whorricane
  7. #7
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I'd be worried more about that dude stomping a pothole size mud puddle in your spinal region then having to do actual work for pissing off your Soop
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes I'd be worried more about that dude stomping a pothole size mud puddle in your spinal region then having to do actual work for pissing off your Soop

    It is quite complicated...
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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It is quite complicated…

    Not really. Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "Oh you fucked my sista? well I fucked Fonaplats at work"

    Mr Brain Surgeon

    "You crazy Bitch; I never fucked your sister"

    Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "oh.. I thought that's what you said"

    Suddenly Fonaplats door is kicked in with a large silhouette of a-nger hold an axe and wearing size 14 steal toe boots

    Muddle puddle and a 8 inch split in the back of the skull
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes Not really. Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "Oh you fucked my sista? well I fucked Fonaplats at work"

    Mr Brain Surgeon

    "You crazy Bitch; I never fucked your sister"

    Mrs Brain Surgeon

    "oh.. I thought that's what you said"

    Suddenly Fonaplats door is kicked in with a large silhouette of a-nger hold an axe and wearing size 14 steal toe boots

    Muddle puddle and a 8 inch split in the back of the skull



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