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How do I go about texting this girlfriend I have now.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She came into work yesterday and it was her 1st day.
    For the first half of the day she just starred at me.
    The second half of the day I was working with her.
    She is a 24 yr old Jamaican girl who moved to Ohio to live with her Aunt after losing both her parents at age 13.
    She looks really attractive and laughed at all my jokes.
    She asked me if I had ever had sex with a black girl.
    I told her no.
    Then she asked me if I wanted to have sex with a black girl.
    I starred into her eyes and replied yes.
    After that she talked about her sexual fantasies and how memorizing my blue eyes are.
    I told her I live in my mom's basement and dont have a car and that I am pretty much a loser nobody.
    Then she bent over and started spanking herself and gave me her #.
    What do I do now?
    Do I text her?
    Do I call her?
    Im nervous and dont know what to do...
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    OMG so I texted her.

    Hey, this is Andrew. The guy you worked with last night.
    How are you today?
  3. #3
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Just trade your phone along with your self respect and a blowjob to your nearest dealer like you do. Embrace the inevitable.
  4. #4
    achtung rassenverrattennen.
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    no reply yet...
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Give her money.
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    mucho romantic
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  8. #8
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats OMG so I texted her.

    Hey, this is Andrew. The guy you worked with last night.
    How are you today?

    First name also Andrew crew checking in . Also just go pound some sweet Jamaican strange bro.
  9. #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Stop messaging me Fona
  10. #10
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Filthy hoodrats
  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya mama
  12. #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    13,
    You’re like 19, right? How does someone so young hate so much? Oh, that’s right, it’s a learned behavior. Tell your parents to kiss ass.0
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  13. #13
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Invite her to something social.

    Girls seem to like social things, like being out in town.
  14. #14
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Technologist 13,
    You’re like 19, right? How does someone so young hate so much? Oh, that’s right, it’s a learned behavior. Tell your parents to kiss ass.0

    My parents aren't anywhere near as racist as me nigger
  15. #15
    Technologist victim of incest
    Yay,
    I get to be a nigger today, doo dah, doo dah! It’s a monumental day in da hood.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Son, u ok?👍
  17. #17
    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist Yay,
    I get to be a nigger today, doo dah, doo dah! It’s a monumental day in da hood.

    You sound like a fucking idiot
  18. #18
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Invite her to something social.

    Girls seem to like social things, like being out in town.

    or like getting banged by gangs.
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Still no reply
  20. #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Send her a nekkid picture of yourself.

    Better yet, post your picture here first so as to get helpful hints from all of your friends here on how to improve the picture.
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