Can you guys post some shitfucker comedy lines please?

1. 2019-02-02 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   or some needledicks... either or, It'd make me feel better don't ask why.
2. 2019-02-02 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   *pours mustard all over my shirt*
   
   LOOK EVERYONE I PISSED MY SHIRT!!!