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If you were a street hooker

  1. 2019-02-02 at 4:59 AM UTC
    #1
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    What would your rates be for what service?
  2. 2019-02-02 at 5:25 AM UTC
    #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Idk because im not gay like that. But theres this girl at work that just started working there a couple days ago, she's 18, a total nit wit and anorexic, but she's kinda hot and cute.

    I asked her where she's from just to make conversation and she told me that she's 18 years old and left brownsville to get away from her family because they are bad people and her dad broke her arm. I told her that I've been through the same stuff when i was her age.

    I started talking to her again about how busy it can get where we work and told her how i have to be at work at 530am tomorrow and she told me she's sorry about that but doesn't know what to do for me, except have sex with me because thats what she needs and likes, i was down right amazed she said that to me, i was totally biting my fist and like shehoyaaayaaaah...

    I brushed it off, but when she brought me her tacos she was asking me how I like her tacos in a very cute and cheeky way, i was cool about it, but i was pretty turned on to be honest. I work with several hot young girls but this one has caught my eye.

    she told me she likes my tattoos even though i have pretty shitty ones to be honest, but she told me she's getting an 11 somewhere on her body then 2...

    But anyways im digressing, I've only been with 2 prostitutes in my life, but when i was much younger, one cost 200 dollars, the other cost 300 but my roomie and my neighbor paid for her thinking we would all get laid but only i fucked her lol
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  3. 2019-02-02 at 5:55 AM UTC
    #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ughhu What would your rates be for what service?

    U? a few yeas back, i was on datehookup and saw this chubby mexican ho, that would never message me back, I hit her up one day and asked her how much for the night to do whatever I want and she said 200 and I told her that I work at nights so It will have to be in a couple days, she kept texting me at work asking why i can't meet up with her now and i told her I'm busy, im working because I worked at a night pizzeria 6pm to 4am and she was getting annoying so i told her hey lets just do a bj when i get off work and I'll give you 50 and she flipped out on me calling me a skinny faggot and how i need to pay to get laid because im a loser.. which isn't the case plus she had a womped out body from having a kid and never recovered from it and is resorting to datehookup for money lol

    plus a lot of latinas have a stink that I can't stand, not saying that whyte girls or other girls don't smeeeel but a certain brand of latinas have a certain stink that I find gross and I'm sure she had that and I'd probably regeret paying her considering I'd have to immediately wash my sheets right after her.
  4. 2019-02-02 at 6:03 AM UTC
    #4
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    everything would be for free but I'd spy on all their data and use it for advertisement
  5. 2019-02-02 at 7:27 AM UTC
    #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box everything would be for free but I'd spy on all their data and use it for advertisement

    jedis gonna jedi lol
  6. 2019-02-02 at 7:31 AM UTC
    #6
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby jedis gonna jedi lol

    shalom
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  7. 2019-02-02 at 8:21 AM UTC
    #7
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ughhu What would your rates be for what service?

    That's a pretty morbid question
  8. 2019-02-02 at 8:52 AM UTC
    #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Króz is my manager

    Bangem tagem boys oo ooo
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