While urinating in the toilet, I put my penis back in my shorts too soon....

1. 2019-02-01 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, Now I'm sitting in some soiled drawers.😞😟
2. 2019-02-01 at 3 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Wash yo self!
3. 2019-02-01 at 3:03 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   😂😂😂@ the emoji selection after the sentence 😂😂😂😂
   
   So crazy😂
4. 2019-02-01 at 3:06 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, Now I'm sitting in some soiled drawers.😞😟

   
   Soiled is when you have shit in your boxers... Pee in there, is because you got lazy, and didn't squeeze off the excess.. You're welcome..
5. 2019-02-01 at 3:11 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   hang time becomes more important as we age
6. 2019-02-01 at 3:12 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   i woke the other night and went to pee and it was like my pee was still asleep
7. 2019-02-01 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by POLECAT i woke the other night and went to pee and it was like my pee was still asleep

   
   Picture rain on your roof.. I feel your pain..
8. 2019-02-01 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I picture water running through a babbling brook.