Weed sucks. Alcohol's better

1. 2015-10-03 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
2. 2015-10-04 at 5:31 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   tru dat blood
3. 2015-10-04 at 8:24 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I don't have the right genes for alcohol use, but there's no way it's better than a good weed high.
   
   The right ratio and percentages of THC and CBD, cannabinoid profile, and proper non-excessive dosage. I still remember my first experiences, the thread I made on Zoklet detailing it. It was wonderful.
4. 2015-10-05 at 2:18 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I used to like a drink now and again, but as I am now fully enamoured with opiates and opioids, I rarely choose that lesser option anymore.
5. 2015-10-06 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Weed is the deed. Booze is for foos.
6. 2015-10-06 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Weed's alcohol, sucks better.
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7. 2015-10-06 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   And better sucks weed's alcohol.
8. 2015-10-06 at 4:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Weed is the deed. Booze is for foos.

   My Father's girlfriend's son is about 36. He still runs with the same crew of losers he went to school with. They still run the same city streets they grew up on. They even still wear the same cringe style of cloths they did 20 years ago. Their vernacular has not changed since they were 16 and thought they were cool. Their days are spent pursuing the same endeavors they did when they lived at home.
   
   Basically they spend the daytime trying to hustle up a buck or two so they can score some drugs/booze, hang out and repeat the banal banter they have bandied about for the last two decades in a mutual futile effort to reassure one another that they are still cool. When you post ridiculous shit like this you remind me of them 20 years from now.
   
   
9. 2015-10-06 at 5:25 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Hurr durr i'm TDR and i hate drugs and all druggies are losers.
   
10. 2015-10-06 at 9:08 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    My Father's girlfriend's son is about 36. He still runs with the same crew of losers he went to school with. They still run the same city streets they grew up on. They even still wear the same cringe style of cloths they did 20 years ago. Their vernacular has not changed since they were 16 and thought they were cool. Their days are spent pursuing the same endeavors they did when they lived at home.
    
    Basically they spend the daytime trying to hustle up a buck or two so they can score some drugs/booze, hang out and repeat the banal banter they have bandied about for the last two decades in a mutual futile effort to reassure one another that they are still cool. When you post ridiculous shit like this you remind me of them 20 years from now.

    
    
    tl/dr
11. 2015-10-07 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    tl/dr

    Sounds like I should keep my replies to to a minimum to compensate for your miniscule attention span.
12. 2015-10-07 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Sounds like I should keep my replies to to a minimum to compensate for your miniscule attention span.

    
    Please keep your posts to less than one character.
13. 2015-10-07 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Better for what? They're both entirely better for different intentions.
14. 2015-10-07 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Weed is better for feeling dumb, sleepy, and eating too much.
    
    Alcohol is better for solving all your problems and making you insanely attractive.
15. 2015-10-07 at 4:52 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    also booze before weed are words to live by.
16. 2015-10-07 at 5:13 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    No Lan, opiates are better for solving all your problems.
17. 2015-10-07 at 6:26 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm willing to believe that. I don't know why I keep putting opiates off, it's the last thing on my drug bucket list but I just haven't gotten around to it. Coming home after work, snorting some oxy, and nodding while watching some shitty slice of life anime sounds dope.
18. 2015-10-07 at 6:53 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I'm willing to believe that. I don't know why I keep putting opiates off, it's the last thing on my drug bucket list but I just haven't gotten around to it. Coming home after work, snorting some oxy, and nodding while watching some shitty slice of life anime sounds dope.

    
    You bet your sweet ass it's dope.
    
    
    
19. 2015-10-07 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Weed is better for feeling dumb, sleepy, and eating too much.
    
    Alcohol is better for solving all your problems and making you insanely attractive.

    No matter how much I drink it still doesn't make you attractive. I must be doing something wrong.
20. 2015-10-07 at 3 PM UTC

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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    When one is involved with opiates, the only time there is ever a problem is when the opiates run out.