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Those Chinese headtorches

  1. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Ones like pic related.


    They're just so amazing I can't even imagine doing without them. They're available on ebay or any decent Chinese reselling site.

    They are amazing compared to the shit we used to have here before they became available.

    The last torch I had like one of them was a shitty handheld Xenon and Lead Acid Battery rechargeable torch that cost twice as much and weighed about three times as much.


    After eCigarettes they're the amazing Chinese product that I'd most recommend.

    Jews like to cite the failure of China to create a "brand" as China's major failure, and the touchstone of Chinese success (cough...Xiaomi...cough...Huawei...) but I genuinely doubt we'd have tech like this at all if not for China. The pace of innovation from there seems to be so much faster than what it is in the west.
  2. stl1 African Astronaut
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Is that what caused your drain bamage?
  3. esbity African Astronaut
    What do you tourch with it?
  4. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by esbity What do you tourch with it?

    Potential voltage difference.
  5. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Makes it easier to place the round between the eyes, for sure.
  6. vindicktive vinny Space Nigga (banned)
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Ones like pic related.


    They're just so amazing I can't even imagine doing without them. They're available on ebay or any decent Chinese reselling site.

    They are amazing compared to the shit we used to have here before they became available.

    The last torch I had like one of them was a shitty handheld Xenon and Lead Acid Battery rechargeable torch that cost twice as much and weighed about three times as much.


    After eCigarettes they're the amazing Chinese product that I'd most recommend.

    Jews like to cite the failure of China to create a "brand" as China's major failure, and the touchstone of Chinese success (cough…Xiaomi…cough…Huawei…) but I genuinely doubt we'd have tech like this at all if not for China. The pace of innovation from there seems to be so much faster than what it is in the west.

    i've considered getting a pair of this and install them onto my bike as headlights so they look like new cars but too lazy to deal with voltage conversion thing.
  7. mmQ motherfucker
    Is this an edgy strap on dildee?
  8. esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is this an edgy strap on dildee?

    It looks like one. Some strange fetish.
  9. stl1 African Astronaut
    Stirrup assist beacon.
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