2019-01-26 at 4:02 PM UTC
OF COIRSE, OBVIOISLY, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING I don't litterally want my mom to suck my dick... but yeah, i was like "go suck my dick" (cause she was beijg a bitch, of coiurse, ....does it even need saying)
I acted like i didn't mean too... but i did... "suck my dick mom"
bitch needs to fuck off and have somebidy tell her to suck their dick sometikes,mys know?
If she memtions it later like it matters i'll call jer a Fudgepacker or some other equal nonsense.
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2019-01-26 at 4:29 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
i’ll suck ur moms dick and everyone else’s dicks in here
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2019-01-26 at 5:42 PM UTC
Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement yet?
2019-01-26 at 6:08 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Under 5yrs old doesn't count^
2019-01-26 at 6:58 PM UTC
Moms ain't even shit tho!
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2019-01-26 at 7:06 PM UTC
Lol
I remember fighting with my mom when I was 15
How old you nigga?
2019-01-26 at 7:09 PM UTC
My mom would just cry because I was smoking meth and hanging out with hookers
2019-01-26 at 8:39 PM UTC
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
I remember Mom slapping me on the side of my head, for smoking pot, and riding my motorcycle.. She tried to switch me later, but I just laughed at her.. She never bothered to physically attack me again..
2019-01-27 at 9:49 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by mikeyagain
I remember Mom slapping me on the side of my head, for smoking pot, and riding my motorcycle.. She tried to switch me later, but I just laughed at her.. She never bothered to physically attack me again..
Did she make you pick out your own SWITCH and if it wasn't THORNY enough, she'd go and pick out the MOST THORNY OF ALL THE SWITCHES?
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