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Anyone worried about the stealth gays?

  1. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    How do you protec yourself?
  2. Mel Gibson Houston
    By being a stealth pussy
  3. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    I sleep with a chastity belt on
  4. A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    stealth gays are the ones that sneak their johnny hats off while slamming that shitpussy

  5. aldra Black Hole [my considered impending distributor]
    Originally posted by Lanny I sleep with a chastity belt on

    but you're the one that knocks
  6. Technologist African Astronaut
    Op are you afraid a gay is gonna stick their dick up your ass stealthily?
  7. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Technologist Op are you afraid a gay is gonna stick their dick up your ass stealthily?

  8. Technologist African Astronaut
    So what would ya do if a guy tried to penetrate you without your permission?
  9. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Technologist So what would ya do if a guy tried to penetrate you without your permission?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life

    reminds me of when teachers asked me about place of birth.
  11. Mel Gibson Houston
    Make friends with an old man

  12. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I CANNOT believe we have Mel Gibson here. We had Prez Trump now Mel (Hi Mel! Love you Mel 😍😍)If we get Steven Seagal and/or Jean Claude Van Damme im gonna lose my mind! I swear!!!!!😍😍😍
  13. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Originally posted by aldra but you're the one that cocks

    damn right
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. HTS highlight reel
    I try to look womanly so they'll have no interest in me. Truly, I think, the greatest strategy for avoiding the big (stealth) gay. 🤔
  15. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Originally posted by HTS I try to look womanly so they'll have no interest in me. Truly, I think, the greatest strategy for avoiding the big (stealth) gay. 🤔

    Advanced stealth-gays like myself has penis-dar and are able to hone in on a penis no matter how well concealed it is.
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you have to show your dominance, whip out your member and publicly execute anyone that dares look at it.
  17. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny Advanced stealth-gays like myself has penis-dar and are able to hone in on a penis no matter how well concealed it is.

    Dickolocation
  18. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    I've heard that stealth gays are usually your cell mate..
  19. aldra Black Hole [my considered impending distributor]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I CANNOT believe we have Mel Gibson here. We had Prez Trump now Mel (Hi Mel! Love you Mel 😍😍)If we get Steven Seagal and/or Jean Claude Van Damme im gonna lose my mind! I swear!!!!!😍😍😍

    JCVD I can understand, but Seagal? ugh.
  20. vindicktive vinny Naturally Camouflaged
    how about liam neeson / nelson ?
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