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  1. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    So it's not to yet you relate to a peg leg male?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Murk Lore So it's not to yet you relate to a peg leg male?

    No, it is not a picture of me, and no I don't relate to a peg leg male, if that's what your sentence was asking.

    It was just a picture I took from Reddit that boggled my mind for a bit, was random, and wanted to share. That's it.
  3. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by mmQ No, it is not a picture of me, and no I don't relate to a peg leg male, if that's what your sentence was asking.

    It was just a picture I took from Reddit that boggled my mind for a bit, was random, and wanted to share. That's it.

    Maybe I was wrong and he has a peg leg because he's a wounded soldier and the foot tucked under is the optical anomaly
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore Maybe I was wrong and he has a peg leg because he's a wounded soldier and the foot tucked under is the optical anomaly

    You're out by the alley behind left base.
  5. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're out by the alley behind left base.

    your comebacks are so lame. you must drink round the clock. do you even make it to the bathroom or do you just rig a colostomy bag up using a stir straw and a freezer bag tied off with a rubber band so you dont have to bother moving from your little highchair, little man
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore your comebacks are so lame. you must drink round the clock. do you even make it to the bathroom or do you just rig a colostomy bag up using a stir straw and a freezer bag tied off with a rubber band so you dont have to bother moving from your little highchair, little man

    Sorry you got the wrong guy Timmy. I rarely get drunk. It's telling though how you always try to imagine my life being worse than yours.
  7. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sorry you got the wrong guy Timmy. I rarely get drunk. It's telling though how you always try to imagine my life being worse than yours.

    aye aye Master Chief
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore aye aye Master Chief

    I have you spinning in circles trying to figure it out
  9. troon African Astronaut
    it's kinda like watching spackas fighting
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by troon it's kinda like watching spackas fighting

    So just like your family reunions.
  11. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Whose package is this?
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SIR DO NOT REDEEM
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    actually I remember hearing about people who'd been importing various drugs dissolved in a solvent which was then factory-sealed and packed as massage oils, or aromatic oils or similar

    the only reason they got caught was because they thought it'd be funny to label the bottles something like EXTREME HARDCORE GAY ANAL LUBE (NO MORE TEARS), and the cops tested it because they couldn't believe there was a market for it
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  14. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra actually I remember hearing about people who'd been importing various drugs dissolved in a solvent which was then factory-sealed and packed as massage oils, or aromatic oils or similar

    the only reason they got caught was because they thought it'd be funny to label the bottles something like EXTREME HARDCORE GAY ANAL LUBE (NO MORE TEARS), and the cops tested it because they couldn't believe there was a market for it

    Maybe they were looking for lidocaine or another controlled numbing agent (peasants aren't allowed access to substances to control their own pain).

    You can put stuff inside stuff very easily. Some screw-together electronic plastic doo-dad full of pills is almost undetectable.
  15. Originally posted by aldra and the cops tested it because they couldn't believe there was a market for it

    theyre just butt hurt because it didnt work.

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  16. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Aww shit this can't end well.
  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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