SWIM thinks someone mighta mailed him a bomb.

1. 2019-01-25 at 5:17 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Fonaplats
   Did you write anything else of the box?
   
   bEENO
   "nigges"
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   just the address
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   and i drew cocks on it
   
   luigi
   lol
   
   Fonaplats
   you what!
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   y?
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   no y do u need to miss work
   
   Fonaplats
   holidays
   
   Fonaplats
   so my pay was less
   
   Fonaplats
   i got paid for the day of but not the day after
   
   Fonaplats
   you drew dicks on it
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   so
   
   Fonaplats
   I dont want my mom thinking i owe drug dealers money and my mom is an idiot and that is what she will think
   
   Fonaplats
   she freaks out about shit
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   lmao go to work theres nop dicks on it
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   its regular package
   
   Fonaplats
   I trust you
   
   Fonaplats
   I cant wait
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   good
   
   Fonaplats
   unblock my number so i can text you when i get it so that way you can watch me open it
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   never call me again and i will
   
   Fonaplats
   deal
   
   Fonaplats
   but i will text you
   
   cheese_of_mystery
   k
   
   
   
   Fonaplats
   tort
   
   Fonaplats
   what kind of tom fuckery did you send me in a box?
   
   Fonaplats
   Like I half feel like I should just forward it to Bill Krozby
   
   
   
   Fonaplats
   well it kinda sounds like I have a bomb heading to my doorstep
   
   
   
   Fonaplats
   He can play hot potato and keep mailing it to each other
2. 2019-01-25 at 5:19 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   and then he said it has the characteristics of a time bomb and I would have a lot of enjoyment out of it for 15 minutes
3. 2019-01-25 at 5:20 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   the purpose of mail is to deliver bombs. you would know this if you had read sun tzu
4. 2019-01-25 at 5:32 AM UTC

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   SpaceCakes African Astronaut
   I remember the Simtech thread on totse.com around the time of 9/11
   
   I will repeat what I said to that kid
   
   
   "Don't touch it.. call 9-1-1"
5. 2019-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes I remember the Simtech thread on totse.com around the time of 9/11
   
   I will repeat what I said to that kid
   
   
   "Don't touch it.. call 9-1-1"

   
   don't do this, he's a fed. bombs are good for you
6. 2019-01-25 at 5:43 AM UTC

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   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box don't do this, he's a fed. bombs are good for you

   
   Alex Jones said that the FBI sold a real bomb to the guys who wanted to blow up the WTC prior to getting the real thing.. or something like this.
   
   I did see a crime show in which the FBI did actually try and sell real explosives to a Russian Mafia (Or ukrainian )
   
   that seems kind of counter intuitive to do so.
7. 2019-01-25 at 5:54 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes Alex Jones said that the FBI sold a real bomb to the guys who wanted to blow up the WTC prior to getting the real thing.. or something like this.
   
   I did see a crime show in which the FBI did actually try and sell real explosives to a Russian Mafia (Or ukrainian )
   
   that seems kind of counter intuitive to do so.

   
   what's counter intuitive. bombs are awesome.
8. 2019-01-25 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Just found out it is just some home made ranch dressing. :)
9. 2019-01-25 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Just found out it is just some home made ranch dressing. :)

   
   with home made mayo? if not its gay and fake
10. 2019-01-25 at 5:58 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box with home made mayo? if not its gay and fake

    
    Are you a woman?
11. 2019-01-25 at 6 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Are you a woman?

    
    why would a fag like you be interested in women
12. 2019-01-25 at 6:01 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box what's counter intuitive. bombs are awesome.

    
    well maybe to you and your jihadist family and friends. but I meant to just giving them live explosives seems like the opposite thing to do.
13. 2019-01-25 at 6:02 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes well maybe to you and your jihadist family and friends. but I meant to just giving them live explosives seems like the opposite thing to do.

    
    that's why I'm big time in the CIA and you're just a scrub.
14. 2019-01-25 at 6:03 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Just found out it is just some home made ranch dressing. :)

    
    I told you to call 9-1-1
    
    you didn't listen. regardless if it was ranch. the fact this guy made this comment and you figured "he's kidding"
15. 2019-01-25 at 6:03 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Krakatoa 2020
16. 2019-01-25 at 6:04 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes I told you to call 9-1-1
    
    you didn't listen. regardless if it was ranch. the fact this guy made this comment and you figured "he's kidding"

    
    he should still call 911, this ranch dressing wasn't even made with real mayo. a SIN!
17. 2019-01-25 at 6:04 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's why I'm big time in the CIA and you're just a scrub.

    
    but sometimes when you write something down and then tear that piece of paper off, they look at the underlying layer and find the original writing.
    
    Don't press so hard next time. there is always copy of scrub out there.
18. 2019-01-25 at 6:05 AM UTC

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    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes but sometimes when you write something down and then tear that piece of paper off, they look at the underlying layer and find the original writing.
    
    Don't press so hard next time. there is always copy of scrub out there.

    
    lmao you write, no wonder you're so dumb
19. 2019-01-25 at 6:07 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    And he sent me a bunch of stolen inserts out of womens shoes
20. 2019-01-25 at 6:08 AM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lmao you write, no wonder you're so dumb

    
    that was partly figurative. you know damn well where I was going with this.