Stopping my out of control drinking with the help of marijuana 1/24/19 update

1. 2019-01-24 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson /snip.
   
   You see the problem there right? that's like bragging about winning in 26 moves at the chess club.

   
   Where do you go to do your humble bragging?
2. 2019-01-24 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #42
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson /snip.
   
   You see the problem there right? that's like bragging about winning in 26 moves at the chess club.

   
   How else are you gonna piss off that many british nerds?
   
   anyway;
   
   
   
   What you get and what you see
   Things that don't come easily
   Feeling happy in my vein
   Icicles within my brain (cocaine)
   Something blowing in my head
   Winter's ice, it soon will spread
   Death would freeze my very soul
   Makes me happy, makes me cold
   My eyes are blind but I can see
   The snowflakes glisten on the tree
   The sun no longer sets me free
   I feel there's no place freezing me
   Let the winter sun shine on
   Let me feel the frost of dawn
   Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
   Soon I'll feel the chilling glow
   Don't you think I know what I'm doing
   Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong
   You're the one who's really the loser
   This is where I feel I belong
   Crystal world with winter flowers
   Turns my day to frozen hours
   Lying snowblind in the sun
   Will my ice age ever come?
3. 2019-01-24 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Incorrect, it is indeed a dick waving contest online. I pissed off thousands of britfags on totse and zoklet by waving my e-penis in their faces and explaining to them how our weed is way better than their elephant jizz soaked weed.

   
   Spliffs vs Joints is like Cut vs Uncut
4. 2019-01-24 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #44
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   If you want to serenade me you better bring me fucking flowers too
5. 2019-01-24 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Where do you go to do your humble bragging?

   
   Texas.
6. 2019-01-24 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #46
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost Spliffs vs Joints is like Cut vs Uncut

   
   Spliffs are for homosexuals that smoke elephant jizz laced weed. Anyone getting real weed, good weed, doesn't need to add tobacco or a fucking piece of cardboard.
   
   Women prefer uncut to jedi-dicks btw.
7. 2019-01-24 at 9:28 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Texas.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You see the problem there right? that's like bragging about winning in 26 moves at the chess club.

   
   :)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
8. 2019-01-24 at 9:31 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What a setup!
9. 2019-01-24 at 9:33 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't get it
10. 2019-01-24 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #50
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I don't get it

    
    That's because there's nothing to get. Most people from Texas are like britfags with guns. Most of them have jedi-dicks, also. So that was pretty pointless. It's a police state, with way too many fat, stupid people. Kinda like the UK but different weather and a lot more guns. And different types of brown people.
    
    strangely, the fat people here tend to be brown and the thin people tend to be white, whereas in the UK the browns are thin and the whites are the fat ones. We should do some trading.
11. 2019-01-24 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's all of America really.
12. 2019-01-24 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #52
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
13. 2019-01-24 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #53
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's all of America really.

    
    What an uncultured thing to say. Going to different states is like visiting different countries. Just comparing my city to austin is like a different country. Way less fat people in austin. Lots of attractive women jogging around with six packs, kinda like portland oregon. Whereas in my city, there's a shit-ton of fat people on meth and 5 different military bases, meaning we get a bunch of weirdos from other countries for different reasons.
    
    But on average, you could say that Texas and the UK are pretty similar. Similar IQ average, even. That's pretty sad
14. 2019-01-24 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #54
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Grylls you spent 5 dollars a day on alcohol?
    
    we’re you gettin pissed on water?

    
    The government allotted state public education funds to hire and pay an instructor to teach fona his formal education?
15. 2019-01-24 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #55
    

    esbity African Astronaut
    Find a high that doesn't hurt you. Like a cheap thrill. Like a crime.
    
    Take care of yourself. FTW.
16. 2019-01-24 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fuck the world
17. 2019-01-25 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #57
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ fuck the world

    
    Can I fuck you?
18. 2019-01-25 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #58
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers How else are you gonna piss off that many british nerds?
    
    anyway;
    
    
    
    What you get and what you see
    Things that don't come easily
    Feeling happy in my vein
    Icicles within my brain (cocaine)
    Something blowing in my head
    Winter's ice, it soon will spread
    Death would freeze my very soul
    Makes me happy, makes me cold
    My eyes are blind but I can see
    The snowflakes glisten on the tree
    The sun no longer sets me free
    I feel there's no place freezing me
    Let the winter sun shine on
    Let me feel the frost of dawn
    Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
    Soon I'll feel the chilling glow
    Don't you think I know what I'm doing
    Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong
    You're the one who's really the loser
    This is where I feel I belong
    Crystal world with winter flowers
    Turns my day to frozen hours
    Lying snowblind in the sun
    Will my ice age ever come?

    
    Sabbath was awesome.
    
19. 2019-01-25 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #59
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Good bud makes me thirsty for Budweiser.. I used to try to quit smoking with Copenhagen, but that was a waste of time too..
20. 2019-01-25 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #60
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I havn't had a marijuana product in over a year. coffee candy 5mg ea