Today’s horoscope - just another pointless thread

1. 2019-01-24 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #1
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   LEO
   
   JAN 24, 2019: Like a lighthouse during a stormy night, you could serve as a life-saving beacon to some important people today. Your instincts are right on target, so speak up if and when you smell a rat today. The people in power are relying on your discernment to help them make the right decisions. Do not hold back how you really feel, but you might want to soften your harshest feelings with a gloss of charm and diplomacy. You are becoming a very valuable collaborator.
2. 2019-01-24 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #2
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   "..but you might want to soften your harshest feelings with a gloss of charm and diplomacy."
   
   
   Yeahhhhh. That's unpossible!