I parked my vehicle for a short while in my grandmother's heated underground parking garage...

1. 2019-01-23 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   To let all the snow and ice melt off my vehicle... my wipers had been encapsulated... we will be getting weather in the negatives coming up... the windshield needs to be clean and good to go because in that type of cold windshield wiper fluid n the wipers themselves won't work.
2. 2019-01-23 at 6:31 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Your mommy lives at Motel 6 too?
3. 2019-01-23 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   G's up.... hos down... if that bitch can't swim... she's bound to drizzown.
4. 2019-01-23 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I nearly hit a tree this morning...was real stormy here last night..driving down a dark road at 5.45am and BAM! there it was a fallen tree right across the road...thanks to my cat like reflexes I stopped in time before careening my vehicle into it possibly causing death and destruction to numerous wood beetles.
5. 2019-01-23 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I nearly hit a tree this morning…was real stormy here last night..driving down a dark road at 5.45am and BAM! there it was a fallen tree right across the road…thanks to my cat like reflexes I stopped in time before careening my vehicle into it possibly causing death and destruction to numerous wood beetles.

   
   Too dark and foggy for tree to appear in your field of vision while u still possess a perceived comfortable amount of available stopping time & distance.... I hate that scenario.😐
6. 2019-01-23 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I remember back around 20 or so years old I was getting off work at midnight from a stupid factory job when I was the first car after someone knocked down a telephone pole. I got two flat tires. Luckily, I actually had two spares in the trunk. Was not a happy camper changing two flats in the dark in not the best part of town while being dog tired from work.
7. 2019-01-23 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I pity poor ppl that don’t have garages
8. 2019-01-23 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Archer513 I pity poor ppl that don’t have garages

   
   May I borrow your's one day if I'm ever in Southeastern Ohio?👍
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9. 2019-01-23 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I have a garage but it's too full of tools to park my car in it any longer.
10. 2019-01-23 at 6:48 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by stl1 I remember back around 20 or so years old I was getting off work at midnight from a stupid factory job when I was the first car after someone knocked down a telephone pole. I got two flat tires. Luckily, I actually had two spares in the trunk. Was not a happy camper changing two flats in the dark in not the best part of town while being dog tired from work.

    
    I'd just lay in the snow crying waiting for death to come and get me if that happened to me lol
11. 2019-01-23 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sexual innuendo?
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12. 2019-01-23 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Actually, a cop came by and questioned me about if I was the one who knocked down the pole.
13. 2019-01-23 at 6:51 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by stl1 Actually, a cop came by and questioned me about if I was the one who knocked down the pole.

    
    Did he not help with the tires? How rude!
14. 2019-01-23 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 I pity poor ppl that don’t have garages

    
    Garages are for tools, the plastic Christmas tree, motorcycles, vintage porn collection and a large blue plastic oil drum sealed with a "do not open, hazardous material" sign on it...not for petty disposables like a car.
15. 2019-01-23 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Actually, a cop came by and questioned me about if I was the one who knocked down the pole.

    
    You should have responded..."actually I think it's German"
16. 2019-01-23 at 7:01 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ parking ur car in ur grandma's warm underground garage. ☺️
17. 2019-01-23 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ parking ur car in ur grandma's warm underground garage. ☺️

    
    Perhaps a 3-some with my dad & i, love?👍😍
18. 2019-01-23 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Remember when you didn't know "Maniac Bob" was still plastered around the Internet and attached to your real life persona?
    
    lololololololololol
19. 2019-01-23 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Garages are for tools, the plastic Christmas tree, motorcycles, vintage porn collection and a large blue plastic oil drum sealed with a "do not open, hazardous material" sign on it…not for petty disposables like a car.

    
    True except last part.
    
    You southern hillbillies don’t know about the brutal northern winters.
20. 2019-01-23 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know that in the brutal winters there are more cars not in garages than there are in and everyone manages.