2019-01-21 at 2:16 PM UTC
Folks, excrement seems to want to exit my system with extra Fury and vigor
2019-01-21 at 2:58 PM UTC
that feel when you wake up late for work and you really have to shit but you have to go to work so and you have a cigarette and a coffee and you wait for the first break then the first break comes some other dude also woke up late and he's taking a massive shit in the bathroom so you can't and it's lunch time and you have to eat your lunch and have a cigarette than the bathrooms are still full cuz it's one of those fucking days and you get home and you can't shit because you've been holding it all day and you feel sick and horrible and you're going to die