A Novel: Facing Your Own Life (non-fiction)

1. 2019-01-20 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Can you hang? Let's find out, shall we?
   
   I'll begin and each subsequent poster may write a sentence or two, or a very short paragraph to continue the storyline.
   
   Each poster must post an actual occurance from their life which ties into the previous poster's offering.
   
   Ready?
   **************************
   
   Preface
   
   That son-of-a-bitch was a rapist pedophile of innocent, virgin girls!
   
   Yeah! And he went to prison for his crime.
   
   It wasn't until he was escorted to the funeral home by prison guards that he got to see his infant daughter for the first time.
2. 2019-01-20 at 4:30 PM UTC

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   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Is this about banny?
   
   
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3. 2019-01-20 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   OK just reread op. But then banny is the only poster that could follow this on now tho.
   
   
   .
4. 2019-01-20 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   And most of them lived happily ever after.
   
   
   The End
5. 2019-01-20 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by cupocheer That son-of-a-bitch was a rapist pedophile of innocent, virgin girls!
   
   Yeah! And he went to prison for his crime.
   
   It wasn't until he was escorted to the funeral home by prison guards that he got to see his infant daughter for the first time.

   
   Then, the fire nation attacked
6. 2019-01-20 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]

   Originally posted by GGG Then, the fire nation attacked

   
   The
   End
7. 2019-01-20 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   The End was just the beginning of all the mental illness, lies, and fabricated bullshit that mal-formed brains conjure.
   
   Put away the OuiJa board, bitch and stop dealing off the bottom.
8. 2019-01-20 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer That son-of-a-bitch was a rapist pedophile of innocent, virgin girls!

   
   but these are just words, mere words.
   
   this is because .....
   
   this is because these girls, these so-called 'virgins' have lost their virginities
   
   eversince the time they're in their nurseries ....
9. 2019-01-20 at 6:15 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   The boogey man in the closet
   Slipping in the shadows of the young girls' dress
   Underestimated the elder girl
   And died in a juvenile three-some mess.
10. 2019-01-22 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Turned yellow chickenshit, didn't ya, bloat?
11. 2019-01-22 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Can you hang? Let's find out, shall we?
    
    I'll begin and each subsequent poster may write a sentence or two, or a very short paragraph to continue the storyline.
    
    Each poster must post an actual occurance from their life which ties into the previous poster's offering.
    
    Ready?
    **************************
    
    Preface
    
    That son-of-a-bitch was a rapist pedophile of innocent, virgin girls!
    
    Yeah! And he went to prison for his crime.
    
    It wasn't until he was escorted to the funeral home by prison guards that he got to see his infant daughter for the first time.

    
    Don't give up your day job.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • kroz
12. 2019-01-22 at 3 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't give up your day job.

    
    I couldn't give up my day job -- I finished it! Lol (inside joke: what's next? I've finished the Internet.)
13. 2019-01-22 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer That son-of-a-bitch was a rapist pedophile of innocent, virgin girls!

    
    are there ever innocent girls who arent virgins ?
    
    did they lose it in their sleep ?
14. 2019-01-22 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't give up your day job.

    
    pretty much this he's a Bill Krozby wannabe and even i have a day job. , i dont think anti anti comedy has caught on yet.
15. 2019-01-22 at 8:43 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are there ever innocent girls who arent virgins ?
    
    did they lose it in their sleep ?

    
    Actually, vin, yes, there are innocent girls who agent virgins.
    
    I can name 2 such types off the top without much thinking about it.
    
    Your prejudicial bias isn't appreciated, however? Just adds to the list of ignorant shit you post that you think makes you sound "cute".
16. 2019-01-22 at 8:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer I can name 2 such types off the top without much thinking about it.

    
    You "think" you can...I've found in my extensive "international man of the world" life that the alleged innocent ones are just really good bullshitters.
17. 2019-01-22 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You "think" you can…I've found in my extensive "international man of the world" life that the alleged innocent ones are just really good bullshitters.

    
    With that mindset then you are not as much a man of the world or as good a bullshitter as you portend yourself to be. Braggarts never are!
18. 2019-01-22 at 9:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer With that mindset then you are not as much a man of the world or as good a bullshitter as you portend yourself to be. Braggarts never are!

    
    Factual statements of factuality is never bragging...simply factoids. The fact you view the retelling of facts as bragging shows your limited exposure to life...you may now run along suitably admonished.
19. 2019-01-22 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Where does it go from here. Last post seemed like commentary
20. 2019-01-23 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Factual statements of factuality is never bragging…simply factoids. The fact you view the retelling of facts as bragging shows your limited exposure to life…you may now run along suitably admonished.

    
    *May I remind you, limp dick, what the thread is about?*
    
    It isn't all about you, ass dragger. When you become the only person on earth then I may be persuaded to consider your position. When you can hold an adult conversation you may return. Until then, go to your fkng room and do something creative. I'm not your damn maid!