2019-01-17 at 4:51 AM UTC
Remember puke pets? They were those little cute monsters you vomit up when you take too much cough syrup to get high
Remember that Zaint Zattex day is coming up soon, starts on saint patricks and lasts until 4/20
the descriturniption of my trip - I laughed I cried I puked.
I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
I puke a lot but I can't peee
2019-01-17 at 6:12 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I'm not gay I'm straitjacket