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  1. #21
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes Didn't "The Dude" nearly die in that mudslide?

    we're talking about near LA.. right?

    Arnold? He was just being a meat head idiot. It’s just outside of Montecito / Santa Barbara .. bout 15 minutes south
  2. #22
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mewsik Arnold? He was just being a meat head idiot. It’s just outside of Montecito / Santa Barbara .. bout 15 minutes south

    No, the actor Jeff Bridges.

    he was on one of those tonight shows talking about a landslide that took out his house with him and his family still inside. waking up with lights coming down on him where his ceiling and roof used to be.
  3. #23
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol looks like OP got his jelly rolled!

    STFU you saucy ass raped victim.
  4. #24
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes No, the actor Jeff Bridges.

    he was on one of those tonight shows talking about a landslide that took out his house with him and his family still inside. waking up with lights coming down on him where his ceiling and roof used to be.

    Jeff use to live in Montecito. I think you are talking about the mudslides that happened in Montecito this past 2 years ....

    I forgot exactly when it happened now. I don’t watch the news at all ... and I haven’t lived there in several years. But I’m certain Jeff did not live in La Conchita ... May have owned something there but .. not lived there
  5. #25
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Oh.. well I don't know shit about SoCal

    I stay in Northern California because it's a lot cooler in the summer. Living in the desert isn't my thing. unless it's the high sierra.. maybe one day I would live in the high desert region where it snows part of the year.
  6. #26
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes Oh.. well I don't know shit about SoCal

    I stay in Northern California because it's a lot cooler in the summer. Living in the desert isn't my thing. unless it's the high sierra.. maybe one day I would live in the high desert region where it snows part of the year.

    It’s the central coast not SoCal and is paradise to many many billionaires who just appreciate wearing flip flops, board shorts, and living the dream in peace. Inbetween the mountains and the ocean.

    Rather sad how much devistation the area has been through ... glad I and my kids moved before all that shit (fires, floods, then mudslides) happened. Best place in Cali in my opinion though.
  7. #27
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I took a couple of defensive driving classes back when I was a little more reckless with my driving. The first time was more textbook style with supposed learning and a test. The second time was mainly shock videos.
  8. #28
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    What the fuck is defensive driving

    Is it any different from aggressive driving?

    I'm a bit of a bully on the roads. Usually I get honked at because Americans arent used to driving as experienced as I am. The only thing that matters is that they have a lot of middle ground though I guess. Don't believe everything you hear.
  9. #29
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG What the fuck is defensive driving

    Is it any different from aggressive driving?

    I'm a bit of a bully on the roads. Usually I get honked at because Americans arent used to driving as experienced as I am. The only thing that matters is that they have a lot of middle ground though I guess. Don't believe everything you hear.

    lol you're so fulla shit


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  10. #30
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes lol "Traffic School in just 30 minutes"

    So I checked it out on Yelp.. everyone says it's a great site.

    So I figure it's legit.. why not. better than 8 hours online.

    So I do it in about 45 minutes and got nearly 100 percent right except one section at 33% 3 fucking times before getting it right.

    then the Test starts and says "This test may take several hours based on the individual.

    fucking cunts lying. they tricked me. 30 minutes for the pretest not the actual test

    and it also lied by saying "Take it as many times as you want for an extra 5 bucks.. but again the pretest.

    you had to pay another 20 for unlimited regular test. I should yelp that fucker a 1 star. but I bet Yelp will just pull it.. no doubt the guy is a paid advertiser on the site.

    Hey claim your a paki and move to British Columbia and you'll automatically be handed a cracker jack box with a under the table license
  11. #31
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes It's to prevent me from having to pay the Insurance company more money of having 1 point on my DMV-NOTS printout.

    You should have just paid the legit $ price for the legit class you need to take. who worries over 1 point? unless it was going to be that 1pt that puts/makes you a shitty as fuck driver to your insurace company.
  12. #32
    I find being an excellent driver who never gets tickets is the cheapest solution.
  13. #33
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    damn straight, j’boo.
  14. #34
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pillpopper Hey claim your a paki and move to British Columbia and you'll automatically be handed a cracker jack box with a under the table license

    I don't have to. They were accepting Americans who rejected Trump for citizenship.

    do new comers get free places to stay?
  15. #35
    Ghost Black Hole
    WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
  16. #36
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

    How to fight off Pirates?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by GGG What the fuck is defensive driving

    Is it any different from aggressive driving?

    I'm a bit of a bully on the roads. Usually I get honked at because Americans arent used to driving as experienced as I am. The only thing that matters is that they have a lot of middle ground though I guess. Don't believe everything you hear.

    thats when you try to derail a penis from getting into your asshole by driving it upwards towards your balls.

    or downwards towards your tailbone.
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