Coaching a DEVOUT Christian sports team

1. 2019-01-14 at 6:45 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is what I just decided I'm going to do.
   
   Win or lose, we will give praise and glory to God after EVERY PLAY.
   
   Press conferences are just my players constantly saying "yeah I don't know just give glory to God"
   
   All my players on the sidelines will be required to kneel the whole time just praying and doing the fucking rosary cross hand movement thing. Constantly.
   
   Everything GOD. God made us win. God made us lose. Just praise HIM.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2019-01-14 at 7:28 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck you. Put this in the Mongol void Lanyard. A fleeting thought that I just HAD to make into a thread because I thought it was funny.
   
   Please die???!!!
3. 2019-01-14 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Bump
   
   With Jesus slingshot
   
   
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   • mashlehash
4. 2019-01-14 at 7:45 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Inevitable team name: The Crusaders
5. 2019-01-14 at 7:49 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   That rivalry against ‘the heathens’ is heated...
6. 2019-01-14 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What if your the opposing team is also devout?
   
   Does it come down to who prays harder?
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-01-14 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Father O’Malley will be personally checking every jock strap before and after each game.
8. 2019-01-14 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   sounds tedious
9. 2019-01-14 at 8:53 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Whole team dies in bus accident
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   • mmQ
10. 2019-01-14 at 8:59 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck you. Put this in the Mongol void Lanyard. A fleeting thought that I just HAD to make into a thread because I thought it was funny.
    
    Please die???!!!

    
    An important rule: If you can imagine it, it is funny
11. 2019-01-14 at 10:04 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by gadzooks What if your the opposing team is also devout?
    
    Does it come down to who prays harder?

    
    It comes down to GOD. always God. Always praising Him. My team doesn't go out there to try and win or lose, they just want to glorify God and His will.
12. 2019-01-14 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HAHAHA
13. 2019-01-14 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DietPiano HAHAHA

    
    Sympathy laff
14. 2019-01-14 at 11:34 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mmQ Sympathy laff

    
    Is that a little Malamute?sp
15. 2019-01-14 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Samoyed breh
16. 2019-01-15 at 12:26 AM UTC

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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Dey gots ta pray just ta Win it today