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Cheesy gordita

  1. #1
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    made to crunch
  2. #2
    chem2211 Houston
    I rarely go to taco smell, but when I do it's usually to order a few gorditas.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    baja chalupa, motherfuckers
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    baja chalupa, motherfuckers
    Do you know how to work with gypsum board?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Do you know how to work with gypsum board?



    no, I do not.
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    no, I do not.
    That would explain the holes in your walls.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    That would explain the holes in your walls.

    well they were rentals, so who fuckin cares

    at the last place, I threw a 250$ cordless phone through the front window



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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I will on rare occasion get the taco 12 pack when I'm shit-canned at 2 in the morning, but the shitty part about that is I don't eat them all, and you can't fucking reheat tacos especially with the lettuce in there, because, you know, hot lettuce is disgusting. It's hard to pick off too because it like conforms to the meat in the taco as it sits in the fridge overnight or whatever, so yeah, I guess I could order them without lettuce. I have no idea why I've never done that...probably because having the lettuce at least makes me feel like I'm eating somewhat healthy or some shit. Who knows?
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    well they were rentals, so who fuckin cares at the last place, I threw a 250$ cordless phone through the front window
    Did you do all that in front of your kids?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Did you do all that in front of your kids?


    Nah, the phone incident was early on a schoolday. When they were teenagers they witnessed me beat their uncle half to death, though. He threatened to burn down my house, so it was sort of justified.

    By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.
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    Nah, the phone incident was early on a schoolday. When they were teenagers they witnessed me beat their uncle half to death, though. He threatened to burn down my house, so it was sort of justified. By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.
    Tell me more...
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    Nah, the phone incident was early on a schoolday. When they were teenagers they witnessed me beat their uncle half to death, though. He threatened to burn down my house, so it was sort of justified. By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.
    http://m.wapt.com/news/honor-students-apparent-turn-to-isis-stuns-vicksburg-residents/34691124
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Tell me more…



    there's not much more to tell. everyone in my family are either felons, psychos, and one of my relatives even killed someone

    but I raised my kids well, pretty much on my own, and they are making me proud.
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    chem2211 Houston
    By the way, my son is in his second year of college, on the deans list, and my daughter is perpetually on the honor roll, so nice try, rodent.

    Nothing more important than an education.

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    there's not much more to tell. everyone in my family are either felons, psychos, and one of my relatives even killed someone but I raised my kids well, pretty much on my own, and they are making me proud.
    Don't worry apples never fall far from the tree
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Don't worry apples never fall far from the tree

    fortunately, my progeny are not pale little faggots like your kid turned out to be.
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    fortunately, my progeny are not pale little faggots like your kid turned out to be.
    I love winding you up like one of those little old cybal monkeys. I like to imagine the veins on your forehead pulsing as your uncontrolled rage drives you closer to a crippling stroke with every beat of your stress damaged heart.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I love winding you up like one of those little old cybal monkeys. I like to imagine the veins on your forehead pulsing as your uncontrolled rage drives you closer to a crippling stroke with every beat of your stress damaged heart.


    au contraire, my online activities are a form of stress relief, and a source of endless humor.


    so what is dark rodent jr. up to these days? besides sucking cocks, I mean?
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    au contraire, my online activities are a form of stress relief, and a source of endless humor. so what is dark rodent jr. up to these days? besides sucking cocks, I mean?
    Do you think gay thoughts like that often?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Do you think gay thoughts like that often?



    Heh I hit a nerve?

    He wasn't born that way, he was just following in his old 'mans' footsteps.
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