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  1. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    No one will believe this at all. It's going to sound like I'm trolling. But here goes...... Because of my posts on totse and my activities before and after 9/11 involving the "pyro" hobby, as well as being an armchair activist, saying a lot of potentially violent anti-politician stuff similar to the stuff Spectral says, at some point...... These guys approached me that were ex army. The first one was 10th mountain division. He had a history of being really violent. Got away with stabbing a guy to death and I'm not sure the guy didn't deserve it. This dude had a-n-g-e-r(word enhancement changed a-n-g-e-r to "fea.r announced" big time. But I befriended him, or the other way around/whatever. Anyway, he encouraged me to join the US Army. Maybe he saw potential in me to do what he and some of his friends did, I don't know. But I suspect someone may have put him up to it. It got weirder. He introduced me to this guy who was a R.a.n.g.e.r in the army. Cool guy, but I immediately suspected he was still working for the federal government. Not the best actor. Good actors aren't as easy to find as mediocre actors, they're kind of rare. I figured it had something to do with my posts on totse and my other activities. I knew they'd been watching me. No, they won't come knocking on your door just because you know how to "search youtube" or blow shit up. But they will, because of the patriot act and some other laws and some unwritten rules, monitor you for the rest of your life in case you have a personality change and become violent. Sometimes they'd rather recruit people like us, if they think we'd be effective in some way for some job.

    So, turned out this guy was a pretty decent hacker, and knew a bunch of other hackers. Two of his best friends were actually PsyOPs teachers in the US Army, so very high security clearance, they could make pretty much anything on a person's record vanish if they wanted to. Generally, good people, but not the kind of people you'd want to piss off. We often discussed esoteric subjects, paranormal stuff. But my friend was extremely paranoid about certain subjects because he knew they'd always be monitoring him for the rest of his life. Couldn't talk about certain things. It turniped out, he had paranormal abilities. This goes back to the Army's Project Jedi and Stargate, which the CIA and Army have been collaborating on for years. He was not, as far as I know, directly involved in any of these projects, but the Army knew he had these abilities. One day we were talking about meditation and he taught me some stuff about guided meditation. That was the first time I'd ever tried guided meditation. After that things started to get really weird. People started overtly following me around, commenting on my activities. Couldn't figure out why at first, but one day I smoked some weed my friend grew, ex airforce, another guy that just mysteriously appeared in my life one day around the time totse was shutdown, and befriended me. Genius level IQ, electrical engineering and hacking skills, etc.

    I was crossing a road and that's when I realized, I could fucking slow down time. I had a friend who was a vietnam veteran that,, long before this, we were discussing coast to coast AM and paranormal stuff. I told him, you'll think I'm crazy but I've seen a UFO and I described it to him. He told me "youll think I'm the crazy one if I tell you this, but when I was in vietnam, I developed the thousand yard stare and realized I could control people with it." he was a sniper...

    I developed the same stare after years of getting brain injuries and being awake for days, paranoid one of my enemies was going to kill me. But it took forever to realize it, that day when I was crossing the road, I blew out the weed smoke and relaxed my eyes, not trying to do anything, but stared at the oncoming traffic... Every car started slowing down, real slow, going the same fucking speed. One of the girls in one of the cars noticed, a passenger. A look of bewilderment on her face. That's when I realized. They were grooming me for some important job. When I was younger I thought it'd be cool to be a CIA agent. Learn some stuff about the secrets they keep from normal people. My friends knew this. They wanted me in SF in the Army. Shit got weirder. They amped up the stalking, but they weren't really mean about it. It was just these people in the background, looking out for me and commenting on my activities. I realized, me and my friend were talking one day ,and I learned an explosion messed up one of his ears in the Army. I told him I thought hearing damage could induce telepathic, or long distance hearing. He said "DUDE. I've never told anyone else this, but I've been thinking the EXACT same thing"

    So, turns out though, Andrija Puharich did work trying to find alternative ways of hearing, for the CIA. They found them alright. Puharich was obsessed with paranormal stuff. Claimed we could all take missiles down with our minds. He was right.

    But these skills do not come easily. Some people are naturally much better at them. Telepathic hearing, (not talking about V2K) can make it easier to harass a person, as it's greatly enhanced when a person does certain drugs, namely weed.

    So after I pissed him off, they started using DEWs on me. Turns out, exposure to extremely low frequency sound waves and electromagnetic ELF waves can enhance these abilities. (See CIA.gov gateway process analysis and assessment)

    It has to do with brainwave entrainment, frequency following response, and the kundalini. Kundalini syndrome is real, and they used it to punish me, enhancing my powers as a form of punishment. It feels like you're losing your fucking mind. But you're not.

    It also turnip'd out, my friend was trained as a ninja. This is actually more common in the US military than a lot of people realize.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6441347/Divine-punishment-ancient-Ninja-oath-unveiled-Japan.html

    They select people who they feel have the potential to be great at this. Eventually I realized I could do remote influencing quite well, possibly better than anyone else on earth. The strangest part, the ability to synchronize everything around me, everything that's moving. Yes I realize atoms are always moving, but I'm talking macroscopic motion. On certain days, if I'd stayed awake long enough, or gotten injured, or smoked the right weed and drank caffeine, I was able to control the entire world to some extent. But I didn't really want to.

    I started practicing, and at first "they" were freaked out at how powerful I'd become, but realized I wouldn't do anything bad with it. But I had to practice.... I keep discovering new abilities. One is super-human speed. It involves a macroscopic spinning motion, involving the kundalini, as you begin running. It's kind of strange... It all is though.

    Anyhow... I can talk about this, because there are certain people on this site that know this is all true, but most won't believe it. So they probably won't try to punish me too hard for it. Nobody, outside people in the know, will take it seriously. But this is all real. It's all true. My life could make quite a novel. I may actually write a book some day, but probably not entirely about this type of stuff.

    So there's my rant. The CIA and Army turned me into some kind of undead ninja with magic powers, and I'd rather just be normal(sort of). I am isolated. I cannot trust anyone anymore. I don't hate them for doing this, but it's pretty fucking messed up in some ways. Not being able to trust people is the worst part. For a while they were sending beautiful women to seduce me, but I ignored them. How faggy ,right? That's how some of my former friends felt. They would take the bait. But what's the point, when everyone around you is basically a form of AI? None of them are real.

    TL;DR undead ninja with magic powers being a whiny bitch
  2. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers No one will believe this at all. It's going to sound like I'm trolling. But here goes…… Because of my posts on totse and my activities before and after 9/11 involving the "pyro" hobby, as well as being an armchair activist, saying a lot of potentially violent anti-politician stuff similar to the stuff Spectral says, at some point…… These guys approached me that were ex army. The first one was 10th mountain division. He had a history of being really violent. Got away with stabbing a guy to death and I'm not sure the guy didn't deserve it. This dude had anger problems big time. But I befriended him, or the other way around/whatever. Anyway, he encouraged me to join the US Army. Maybe he saw potential in me to do what he and some of his friends did, I don't know. But I suspect someone may have put him up to it. It got weirder. He introduced me to this guy who was a Ranger in the army. Cool guy, but I immediately suspected he was still working for the federal government. Not the best actor. Good actors aren't as easy to find as mediocre actors, they're kind of rare. I figured it had something to do with my posts on totse and my other activities. I knew they'd been watching me. No, they won't come knocking on your door just because you know how to "search youtube" or blow shit up. But they will, because of the patriot act and some other laws and some unwritten rules, monitor you for the rest of your life in case you have a personality change and become violent. Sometimes they'd rather recruit people like us, if they think we'd be effective in some way for some job.

    So, turned out this guy was a pretty decent hacker, and knew a bunch of other hackers. Two of his best friends were actually PsyOPs teachers in the US Army, so very high security clearance, they could make pretty much anything on a person's record vanish if they wanted to. Generally, good people, but not the kind of people you'd want to piss off. We often discussed esoteric subjects, paranormal stuff. But my friend was extremely paranoid about certain subjects because he knew they'd always be monitoring him for the rest of his life. Couldn't talk about certain things. It turniped out, he had paranormal abilities. This goes back to the Army's Project Jedi and Stargate, which the CIA and Army have been collaborating on for years. He was not, as far as I know, directly involved in any of these projects, but the Army knew he had these abilities. One day we were talking about meditation and he taught me some stuff about guided meditation. That was the first time I'd ever tried guided meditation. After that things started to get really weird. People started overtly following me around, commenting on my activities. Couldn't figure out why at first, but one day I smoked some weed my friend grew, ex airforce, another guy that just mysteriously appeared in my life one day around the time totse was shutdown, and befriended me. Genius level IQ, electrical engineering and hacking skills, etc.

    I was crossing a road and that's when I realized, I could fucking slow down time. I had a friend who was a vietnam veteran that,, long before this, we were discussing coast to coast AM and paranormal stuff. I told him, you'll think I'm crazy but I've seen a UFO and I described it to him. He told me "youll think I'm the crazy one if I tell you this, but when I was in vietnam, I developed the thousand yard stare and realized I could control people with it." he was a sniper…

    I developed the same stare after years of getting brain injuries and being awake for days, paranoid one of my enemies was going to kill me. But it took forever to realize it, that day when I was crossing the road, I blew out the weed smoke and relaxed my eyes, not trying to do anything, but stared at the oncoming traffic… Every car started slowing down, real slow, going the same fucking speed. One of the girls in one of the cars noticed, a passenger. A look of bewilderment on her face. That's when I realized. They were grooming me for some important job. When I was younger I thought it'd be cool to be a CIA agent. Learn some stuff about the secrets they keep from normal people. My friends knew this. They wanted me in SF in the Army. Shit got weirder. They amped up the stalking, but they weren't really mean about it. It was just these people in the background, looking out for me and commenting on my activities. I realized, me and my friend were talking one day ,and I learned an explosion messed up one of his ears in the Army. I told him I thought hearing damage could induce telepathic, or long distance hearing. He said "DUDE. I've never told anyone else this, but I've been thinking the EXACT same thing"

    So, turns out though, Andrija Puharich did work trying to find alternative ways of hearing, for the CIA. They found them alright. Puharich was obsessed with paranormal stuff. Claimed we could all take missiles down with our minds. He was right.

    But these skills do not come easily. Some people are naturally much better at them. Telepathic hearing, (not talking about V2K) can make it easier to harass a person, as it's greatly enhanced when a person does certain drugs, namely weed.

    So after I pissed him off, they started using DEWs on me. Turns out, exposure to extremely low frequency sound waves and electromagnetic ELF waves can enhance these abilities. (See CIA.gov gateway process analysis and assessment)

    It has to do with brainwave entrainment, frequency following response, and the kundalini. Kundalini syndrome is real, and they used it to punish me, enhancing my powers as a form of punishment. It feels like you're losing your fucking mind. But you're not.

    It also turnip'd out, my friend was trained as a ninja. This is actually more common in the US military than a lot of people realize.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6441347/Divine-punishment-ancient-Ninja-oath-unveiled-Japan.html

    They select people who they feel have the potential to be great at this. Eventually I realized I could do remote influencing quite well, possibly better than anyone else on earth. The strangest part, the ability to synchronize everything around me, everything that's moving. Yes I realize atoms are always moving, but I'm talking macroscopic motion. On certain days, if I'd stayed awake long enough, or gotten injured, or smoked the right weed and drank caffeine, I was able to control the entire world to some extent. But I didn't really want to.

    I started practicing, and at first "they" were freaked out at how powerful I'd become, but realized I wouldn't do anything bad with it. But I had to practice…. I keep discovering new abilities. One is super-human speed. It involves a macroscopic spinning motion, involving the kundalini, as you begin running. It's kind of strange… It all is though.

    Anyhow… I can talk about this, because there are certain people on this site that know this is all true, but most won't believe it. So they probably won't try to punish me too hard for it. Nobody, outside people in the know, will take it seriously. But this is all real. It's all true. My life could make quite a novel. I may actually write a book some day, but probably not entirely about this type of stuff.

    So there's my rant. The CIA and Army turned me into some kind of undead ninja with magic powers, and I'd rather just be normal(sort of). I am isolated. I cannot trust anyone anymore. I don't hate them for doing this, but it's pretty fucking messed up in some ways. Not being able to trust people is the worst part. For a while they were sending beautiful women to seduce me, but I ignored them. How faggy ,right? That's how some of my former friends felt. They would take the bait. But what's the point, when everyone around you is basically a form of AI? None of them are real.

    TL;DR undead ninja with magic powers being a whiny bitch

    Same here.
  3. Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers No one will believe this at all. It's going to sound like I'm trolling. But here goes…… Because of my posts on totse and my activities before and after 9/11 involving the "pyro" hobby, as well as being an armchair activist, saying a lot of potentially violent anti-politician stuff similar to the stuff Spectral says, at some point…… These guys approached me that were ex army. The first one was 10th mountain division. He had a history of being really violent. Got away with stabbing a guy to death and I'm not sure the guy didn't deserve it. This dude had anger problems big time. But I befriended him, or the other way around/whatever. Anyway, he encouraged me to join the US Army. Maybe he saw potential in me to do what he and some of his friends did, I don't know. But I suspect someone may have put him up to it. It got weirder. He introduced me to this guy who was a Ranger in the army. Cool guy, but I immediately suspected he was still working for the federal government. Not the best actor. Good actors aren't as easy to find as mediocre actors, they're kind of rare. I figured it had something to do with my posts on totse and my other activities. I knew they'd been watching me. No, they won't come knocking on your door just because you know how to "search youtube" or blow shit up. But they will, because of the patriot act and some other laws and some unwritten rules, monitor you for the rest of your life in case you have a personality change and become violent. Sometimes they'd rather recruit people like us, if they think we'd be effective in some way for some job.

    So, turned out this guy was a pretty decent hacker, and knew a bunch of other hackers. Two of his best friends were actually PsyOPs teachers in the US Army, so very high security clearance, they could make pretty much anything on a person's record vanish if they wanted to. Generally, good people, but not the kind of people you'd want to piss off. We often discussed esoteric subjects, paranormal stuff. But my friend was extremely paranoid about certain subjects because he knew they'd always be monitoring him for the rest of his life. Couldn't talk about certain things. It turniped out, he had paranormal abilities. This goes back to the Army's Project Jedi and Stargate, which the CIA and Army have been collaborating on for years. He was not, as far as I know, directly involved in any of these projects, but the Army knew he had these abilities. One day we were talking about meditation and he taught me some stuff about guided meditation. That was the first time I'd ever tried guided meditation. After that things started to get really weird. People started overtly following me around, commenting on my activities. Couldn't figure out why at first, but one day I smoked some weed my friend grew, ex airforce, another guy that just mysteriously appeared in my life one day around the time totse was shutdown, and befriended me. Genius level IQ, electrical engineering and hacking skills, etc.

    I was crossing a road and that's when I realized, I could fucking slow down time. I had a friend who was a vietnam veteran that,, long before this, we were discussing coast to coast AM and paranormal stuff. I told him, you'll think I'm crazy but I've seen a UFO and I described it to him. He told me "youll think I'm the crazy one if I tell you this, but when I was in vietnam, I developed the thousand yard stare and realized I could control people with it." he was a sniper…

    I developed the same stare after years of getting brain injuries and being awake for days, paranoid one of my enemies was going to kill me. But it took forever to realize it, that day when I was crossing the road, I blew out the weed smoke and relaxed my eyes, not trying to do anything, but stared at the oncoming traffic… Every car started slowing down, real slow, going the same fucking speed. One of the girls in one of the cars noticed, a passenger. A look of bewilderment on her face. That's when I realized. They were grooming me for some important job. When I was younger I thought it'd be cool to be a CIA agent. Learn some stuff about the secrets they keep from normal people. My friends knew this. They wanted me in SF in the Army. Shit got weirder. They amped up the stalking, but they weren't really mean about it. It was just these people in the background, looking out for me and commenting on my activities. I realized, me and my friend were talking one day ,and I learned an explosion messed up one of his ears in the Army. I told him I thought hearing damage could induce telepathic, or long distance hearing. He said "DUDE. I've never told anyone else this, but I've been thinking the EXACT same thing"

    So, turns out though, Andrija Puharich did work trying to find alternative ways of hearing, for the CIA. They found them alright. Puharich was obsessed with paranormal stuff. Claimed we could all take missiles down with our minds. He was right.

    But these skills do not come easily. Some people are naturally much better at them. Telepathic hearing, (not talking about V2K) can make it easier to harass a person, as it's greatly enhanced when a person does certain drugs, namely weed.

    So after I pissed him off, they started using DEWs on me. Turns out, exposure to extremely low frequency sound waves and electromagnetic ELF waves can enhance these abilities. (See CIA.gov gateway process analysis and assessment)

    It has to do with brainwave entrainment, frequency following response, and the kundalini. Kundalini syndrome is real, and they used it to punish me, enhancing my powers as a form of punishment. It feels like you're losing your fucking mind. But you're not.

    It also turnip'd out, my friend was trained as a ninja. This is actually more common in the US military than a lot of people realize.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6441347/Divine-punishment-ancient-Ninja-oath-unveiled-Japan.html

    They select people who they feel have the potential to be great at this. Eventually I realized I could do remote influencing quite well, possibly better than anyone else on earth. The strangest part, the ability to synchronize everything around me, everything that's moving. Yes I realize atoms are always moving, but I'm talking macroscopic motion. On certain days, if I'd stayed awake long enough, or gotten injured, or smoked the right weed and drank caffeine, I was able to control the entire world to some extent. But I didn't really want to.

    I started practicing, and at first "they" were freaked out at how powerful I'd become, but realized I wouldn't do anything bad with it. But I had to practice…. I keep discovering new abilities. One is super-human speed. It involves a macroscopic spinning motion, involving the kundalini, as you begin running. It's kind of strange… It all is though.

    Anyhow… I can talk about this, because there are certain people on this site that know this is all true, but most won't believe it. So they probably won't try to punish me too hard for it. Nobody, outside people in the know, will take it seriously. But this is all real. It's all true. My life could make quite a novel. I may actually write a book some day, but probably not entirely about this type of stuff.

    So there's my rant. The CIA and Army turned me into some kind of undead ninja with magic powers, and I'd rather just be normal(sort of). I am isolated. I cannot trust anyone anymore. I don't hate them for doing this, but it's pretty fucking messed up in some ways. Not being able to trust people is the worst part. For a while they were sending beautiful women to seduce me, but I ignored them. How faggy ,right? That's how some of my former friends felt. They would take the bait. But what's the point, when everyone around you is basically a form of AI? None of them are real.

    TL;DR undead ninja with magic powers being a whiny bitch

    B.

    lack of lazer guided meditation.
  4. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvzMGDzt70

    I had this idea for a homopolar disk stack that produces atmospheric room temperature UV lasers as it spins around and cuts/burns everything up within proximity of it.

    No idea why I came up with that. Speaking of lasers though.
  5. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    This got real crazy after they caught me on camera controlling lightning like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, to be honest. The Egyptian gods, Norse Gods, Japanese gods, etc, were actually just powerful telepaths that awakened their Kundalini. That's why Delta teaches you to believe you're a god. With the right training, you actually kind of, in a way, can become a god of sorts.
    The Norse god of ecstacy, Odin, was actually an UlfHednar

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker

    Intensely stressful training. They were sent into the wildnerness with minimal protection and had to survive. The intensity of it is what activated their kundalini, and paranormal abilities, like Thor controlling lightning.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PobrSpMwKk4
  7. Jiggaboo_Johnson Dark Matter
    Cliff-notes bitch.
  8. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    give me your soul
  9. ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhvzMGDzt70

    I had this idea for a homopolar disk stack that produces atmospheric room temperature UV lasers as it spins around and cuts/burns everything up within proximity of it.

    No idea why I came up with that. Speaking of lasers though.

    Cool, if so long as we can hear JP in the background as it tears shit to smitherenes.🤘
  10. Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers No one will believe this at all. It's going to sound like I'm trolling. But here goes…… Because of my posts on totse and my activities before and after 9/11 involving the "pyro" hobby, as well as being an armchair activist, saying a lot of potentially violent anti-politician stuff similar to the stuff Spectral says, at some point…… These guys approached me that were ex army. The first one was 10th mountain division. He had a history of being really violent. Got away with stabbing a guy to death and I'm not sure the guy didn't deserve it. This dude had anger problems big time. But I befriended him, or the other way around/whatever. Anyway, he encouraged me to join the US Army. Maybe he saw potential in me to do what he and some of his friends did, I don't know. But I suspect someone may have put him up to it. It got weirder. He introduced me to this guy who was a Ranger in the army. Cool guy, but I immediately suspected he was still working for the federal government. Not the best actor. Good actors aren't as easy to find as mediocre actors, they're kind of rare. I figured it had something to do with my posts on totse and my other activities. I knew they'd been watching me. No, they won't come knocking on your door just because you know how to "search youtube" or blow shit up. But they will, because of the patriot act and some other laws and some unwritten rules, monitor you for the rest of your life in case you have a personality change and become violent. Sometimes they'd rather recruit people like us, if they think we'd be effective in some way for some job.

    So, turned out this guy was a pretty decent hacker, and knew a bunch of other hackers. Two of his best friends were actually PsyOPs teachers in the US Army, so very high security clearance, they could make pretty much anything on a person's record vanish if they wanted to. Generally, good people, but not the kind of people you'd want to piss off. We often discussed esoteric subjects, paranormal stuff. But my friend was extremely paranoid about certain subjects because he knew they'd always be monitoring him for the rest of his life. Couldn't talk about certain things. It turniped out, he had paranormal abilities. This goes back to the Army's Project Jedi and Stargate, which the CIA and Army have been collaborating on for years. He was not, as far as I know, directly involved in any of these projects, but the Army knew he had these abilities. One day we were talking about meditation and he taught me some stuff about guided meditation. That was the first time I'd ever tried guided meditation. After that things started to get really weird. People started overtly following me around, commenting on my activities. Couldn't figure out why at first, but one day I smoked some weed my friend grew, ex airforce, another guy that just mysteriously appeared in my life one day around the time totse was shutdown, and befriended me. Genius level IQ, electrical engineering and hacking skills, etc.

    I was crossing a road and that's when I realized, I could fucking slow down time. I had a friend who was a vietnam veteran that,, long before this, we were discussing coast to coast AM and paranormal stuff. I told him, you'll think I'm crazy but I've seen a UFO and I described it to him. He told me "youll think I'm the crazy one if I tell you this, but when I was in vietnam, I developed the thousand yard stare and realized I could control people with it." he was a sniper…

    I developed the same stare after years of getting brain injuries and being awake for days, paranoid one of my enemies was going to kill me. But it took forever to realize it, that day when I was crossing the road, I blew out the weed smoke and relaxed my eyes, not trying to do anything, but stared at the oncoming traffic… Every car started slowing down, real slow, going the same fucking speed. One of the girls in one of the cars noticed, a passenger. A look of bewilderment on her face. That's when I realized. They were grooming me for some important job. When I was younger I thought it'd be cool to be a CIA agent. Learn some stuff about the secrets they keep from normal people. My friends knew this. They wanted me in SF in the Army. Shit got weirder. They amped up the stalking, but they weren't really mean about it. It was just these people in the background, looking out for me and commenting on my activities. I realized, me and my friend were talking one day ,and I learned an explosion messed up one of his ears in the Army. I told him I thought hearing damage could induce telepathic, or long distance hearing. He said "DUDE. I've never told anyone else this, but I've been thinking the EXACT same thing"

    So, turns out though, Andrija Puharich did work trying to find alternative ways of hearing, for the CIA. They found them alright. Puharich was obsessed with paranormal stuff. Claimed we could all take missiles down with our minds. He was right.

    But these skills do not come easily. Some people are naturally much better at them. Telepathic hearing, (not talking about V2K) can make it easier to harass a person, as it's greatly enhanced when a person does certain drugs, namely weed.

    So after I pissed him off, they started using DEWs on me. Turns out, exposure to extremely low frequency sound waves and electromagnetic ELF waves can enhance these abilities. (See CIA.gov gateway process analysis and assessment)

    It has to do with brainwave entrainment, frequency following response, and the kundalini. Kundalini syndrome is real, and they used it to punish me, enhancing my powers as a form of punishment. It feels like you're losing your fucking mind. But you're not.

    It also turnip'd out, my friend was trained as a ninja. This is actually more common in the US military than a lot of people realize.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6441347/Divine-punishment-ancient-Ninja-oath-unveiled-Japan.html

    They select people who they feel have the potential to be great at this. Eventually I realized I could do remote influencing quite well, possibly better than anyone else on earth. The strangest part, the ability to synchronize everything around me, everything that's moving. Yes I realize atoms are always moving, but I'm talking macroscopic motion. On certain days, if I'd stayed awake long enough, or gotten injured, or smoked the right weed and drank caffeine, I was able to control the entire world to some extent. But I didn't really want to.

    I started practicing, and at first "they" were freaked out at how powerful I'd become, but realized I wouldn't do anything bad with it. But I had to practice…. I keep discovering new abilities. One is super-human speed. It involves a macroscopic spinning motion, involving the kundalini, as you begin running. It's kind of strange… It all is though.

    Anyhow… I can talk about this, because there are certain people on this site that know this is all true, but most won't believe it. So they probably won't try to punish me too hard for it. Nobody, outside people in the know, will take it seriously. But this is all real. It's all true. My life could make quite a novel. I may actually write a book some day, but probably not entirely about this type of stuff.

    So there's my rant. The CIA and Army turned me into some kind of undead ninja with magic powers, and I'd rather just be normal(sort of). I am isolated. I cannot trust anyone anymore. I don't hate them for doing this, but it's pretty fucking messed up in some ways. Not being able to trust people is the worst part. For a while they were sending beautiful women to seduce me, but I ignored them. How faggy ,right? That's how some of my former friends felt. They would take the bait. But what's the point, when everyone around you is basically a form of AI? None of them are real.

    TL;DR undead ninja with magic powers being a whiny bitch

    yh
  11. tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What is the complaint? ( in 5-7 words)
  12. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What is the complaint? ( in 5-7 words)

    Right, right?
  13. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    The complaint? Totse along with Army and CIA turned me into a fucking undead ninja with magic powers and now I can't ever live a normal life or trust anyone.

    That is over 7 words though. Fucking totse. I loved that site so much, but it's part of the reason all this crap happened. Having jedi powers is cool, but it means you can't ever have a normal life.

    I'm like a combination of Cable, Tetsuo from Akira, and a bunch of other fictional characters. Spiral too, although I only have two arms.

    " 'MAGICIAN WALKS INTO THE LABORATORY' " https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00787R000500090007-3.pdf

    That part he says, where he can heal almost anything no matter how severe the illness, and it isn't physically exhausting for the healer.... That's true. These abilities are directly related to free energy and antigravity. It is entirely overunity when something as small as a human eye (in combination with the brain) can take something as heavy and with as much momentum as a missile or plane out of the sky.

    I've begun levitating things more often. At first, I just thought it was the ability to control anything moving but in the past few months I've started levitating stuff.
    I don't know if any of you remember Tenchu, the ninja game, but at one point in the beginning of the game, they're zigzagging through the bamboo forest with super human speed, and Rikimaru stops, sees a leaf spinning rapidly near him, nearly levitating, doesn't know what to think of it, then keeps going. Japanese researchers actually discovered that macroscopic spin decreases the effects of gravity on falling objects.

    That's what happens when you awaken the kundalini, at least for a lot of people. Leaves begin spinning rapidly around you and things start levitating around you. I can actually kickflip a fucking leaf and hold it in the exact same place for several seconds off the ground. Whirlwinds start being formed when you're walking, especially if you have the habit of spiralling your hands while walking. I can pretend I'm pressing a remote control button, and a car's engine will turn on or off. It involves Hand Mudras. I can turn things on or off with my mind. I've actually taught other people some of these techniques successfully. Trees begin saluting you, but mostly certain kinds. Bamboo, also. The tibetans call it "wind illness syndrome" because it also involves controlling the wind, and you'll often be followed by a cool breeze.

    Now I'm wondering if Jeff Hunter worked for the CIA the whole time. Hmmm.

    Kundalini is also related to Animal Magnetism in case anyone was wondering. Nikola Tesla theorized a long time ago "microhelical tubes of force" and it's been shown that magnetic domains take the form of a miniature tornado in their shape. I had accidentally magnetized a sewing needle at one point because I left it on my stack of neodymium magnets, and at one point I tried to set it on a table, and accidentally fumbled it and it fell... Before it hit the ground, it began levitating and spinning rapidly for several seconds as I stared at it, then it fell....

    I've been slowly connecting the dots to how it all works. But these are military secrets, and even though I've never accepted their job offer and been formally trained, it's best no one ever takes me seriously about this stuff. Partly why I don't bother trying to film it and prove it, but like I said, anyone here is welcome to film it. You wouldn't be the first one to do that though....

    I wish I could talk to Jeff Hunter. Can't discuss any of this with "them" unless I have fucking security clearance and accept their job offer, but that'll just turn me into a weapon. I'd have to kill a lot of people for them. That's why so many monks that develop these skills are told not to discuss it or dwell on it.

    EDIT: most people are conditioned to not believe in the paranormal, but the world is so much stranger than any of you will ever know.,
  14. -mal- Mud Farmer
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers This got real crazy after they caught me on camera controlling lightning like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, to be honest. The Egyptian gods, Norse Gods, Japanese gods, etc, were actually just powerful telepaths that awakened their Kundalini. That's why Delta teaches you to believe you're a god. With the right training, you actually kind of, in a way, can become a god of sorts.
    The Norse god of ecstacy, Odin, was actually an UlfHednar

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker

    Intensely stressful training. They were sent into the wildnerness with minimal protection and had to survive. The intensity of it is what activated their kundalini, and paranormal abilities, like Thor controlling lightning.

    Sounds like my ex bf. 😂 The Berserker
  15. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levitation_(paranormal)

    Levitation by non-magical means was practiced by many jedi sages throughout the ages. As such, the forehead is the most important part of the body and is responsible for the source of "energy" bringing about the levitation. The Baal Shem Tov (הבעל שם טוב) who lived during the early eighteenth century, Was told about: "When he snapped his fingers, his chariot and horses floated tefah (8–10 centimeters) off the ground and moved at great speed, jumping on mountains and hills, until the Baal Shem Tov reached his destination" Levitation was used for long range transport of individuals who mastered this form of transportation. However Levitation as such was not a means to an end. One can not learn levitation but rather a possibility that was made available due to a state of mind that was in complete love of God and keeping his commandments (Mitzvot) to the letter. Levitation is usually carried out by several means:
    I have thought this before ever reading that, it has something to do with the forehead. I've never levitated myself, only objects, but I have street light interference syndrome, and if I point my forehead towards the ground while walking under certain street lights, it affects them much more, they start going apeshit. It's also enhanced if I'm walking with someone else that has been through a lot of traumatic experiences. I've always had dreams I was able to levitate and sometimes lost control of it, ended up in outer space, tumbling and flying through space at great speeds. Heard a rumor that the Army wanted me to be a paratrooper so they could see if I ended up learning how to levitate as a result.

    Using the Wind: Solomon is told to get from God the ability to command everything that God created, including the wind, which mostly used to fly a carpet, no matter the weight of what's on it.
    Using one of secret names of God: Abishai was told to use one of secret names of God to prevent David from falling after brother of Goliath threw him up to the air, creating the result of levitation.
    Many jedi rabbis and sages throughout the generations also used a form of קפיצת הדרך (Kefitzat Haderech) or "leap", which is a form of teleportation where each step taken was a distance of several miles (פרסה – literally: "horseshoe". Similar is ancient Iranian measure of distance, see parasang, about 4 miles).
    The air, the wind, as Tesla's medium. It makes sense, I have been at times able to solidify the air and control it in other ways using the palms of my hands mostly. Speaking of secret names of God, I don't necessarily believe in God, but I have at times spoken certain names for God a certain way, with a certain tone, and it affects everything around in a paranormal way. I don't think everyone has the right voice for it though.

    Flying carpet sounds pretty crazy to most people, but from what I've experienced, it isn't really all that far fetched. Tesla in one of his experiments realized that with electricity of sufficient voltage and frequency, he could induce the air to become "solid state"... There's also a story of a force field being created accidentally at a factory where industrial size rolls of plastic were made and stored. The air had solidified... I believe the ancient egyptians knew a lot about this. Electrostatic stresses the fabric of space-time even before an actual electrostatic discharge, and the human hands and certain other parts of the body are more prone to this... One thing I could film that probably wouldn't piss them off too much, would reveal why I feel that way. I feel like the guy from Pi sometimes. This stuff kinda drives you crazy, and you start noticing spirals everywhere. Myself and at least two other people I've talked to, can induce a spiralling motion in stars, and synchronize the spiralling of entire constellations, like a domino effect. This can be done with a circle of candle flames, or people's headlights in traffic. That I could probably get away with filming, as it isn't too crazy or dangerous, and it's very easy to set up, just get some candles.

    I'd like to practice levitation, although I want to use modern technology. Radars, sensors to measure different things. I think that would make it easier, as it would show progress even if it's a very small amount of progress.

    It's just frustrating the powers that be treat us all like children unless we work for them and gain that sort of security clearance.


    http://amasci.com/weird/unusual/e-wall.html

    https://www.electricancientegyptians.com/
  16. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wsSzrTr38

    What he says at 1:51

    They notice you've got a talent...

    He's telling the truth.

    LMAO that guy is awesome. Fuck these goons.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    bet you can't even do chronomancy
  18.  Acolyte
    That's nothing. I have a ten-thousand yard stare.
  19. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by  That's nothing. I have a ten-thousand yard stare.

    ten thousand yards is nothing to ten thousand years
  20. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Sherilyn Horvatich
    This is the psychological impact of this excessive following. For the first year, I went mad. The second year I barely left my house, I studied and mastered the art of penetration testing to the level of a savant. Till I knew so much about technology, I knew it wasn't a P-25 Trunkline, I knew it wasn't LTR multi-net Band radio. It was a VPN citywide 4g regional transportation data network that they communicated upon with encrypted VOIP. One learns the movements then one learns the unison by which a winner, a killer interacts. Skewers, forks, checkmates, shit gets real. I knew the authentication process required a 4-way handshake and a PEM key to access their double mesh router. And then at long last, I knew names, I knew where they lied their head at night. I knew that their wife was a drug addict, and that's why they weren't on their facebook. I banished these MFs, I dominated them ALL with my mind. Everyone should be armed, why not? But pick and choose ones move with tact, remember, to truly destroy your opponent sometimes you need not even touch them. Sure sometimes you gotta kill them, but take ever dead stalking victims lack of words to muster, their 3 layered team is no joke if you even shot 1 before you were riddled with bullets, that's accomplishment.

    The guy that made the video, and the girl that made that comment, are not the type of TIs they want to fuck with lol.
    They started splicing our DNA a long time ago, exactly like he said. Most TIs don't know what to do, can't fight back, sure as fuck isn't the case with all of us.
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