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I just gave away the remaining 500ml of GHB I had

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm glad I didn't end up flushing it down the toilet, because I just made someone very very happy.

    One of the people I met through my old roommate (the escort) called me out of the blue and asked if he could come over.

    He's a bit of a paradox because he's super nice and polite and everything, but he seems to know a lot of the people in town "from the wrong side of the tracks." He's unemployed right now and super broke, and was asking me for empty cans and bottles, any loose change I had, etc. Then I was like "hey, let's say I gave you some G, could you find someone to buy it?" He was like "yeah, like, I know people looking for it every day."

    So I pull out the huge bottle and show it to him. He, understandably, was a bit skeptical at first, so I did a dose with him. It passed the initial taste test (i.e. really fucking gross, as is to be expected). Then not too long after (G kicks in pretty quickly; just a bit of trivia for the unitiated who are reading this), he was like "woah, this is really good shit. How much do you want for it?" I'm just like "it's yours man. You're in a tough spot right now, so hopefully this will help you out."

    He's like "man, I can get like a couple hundred bucks for this in no time."

    I just told him I'm glad I could help.

    I mean, I was literally contemplating throwing it out not too long ago. I'm glad I was able to help someone with it.



    They really need a good will / charity organization for people to donate excess drugs they have lying around. Then again, who am I kidding? How often does this kind of thing happen (having excess drugs lying around that you want to get rid of)?
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    Damn I was gonna drink that
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III Damn I was gonna drink that

    I SWIM might make more...

    I mean, now I have SWIM has a potential distribution line... I SWIM can turn a decent profit.

    Maybe...
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Why don't you get your dick circumferenced by beautiful men for money? Aren't you beautiful?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you get your dick circumferenced by beautiful men for money? Aren't you beautiful?

    I can't do teh ghey secks.

    I wish I were bi - it would open up a world of opportunities. But I just can't get it hard with a dude; not for all the money in the world.

    Also, I'm not really desperate for money or anything; I earn a decent enough salary at my day job.

    Selling a bit of G on the side, though... I might consider it... An extra few hundred bucks a week is nothing to sneeze at, especially when it's just like a half hour of work (to synthesize it).
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow.

    Thanks zooks.

    For nothing.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just kidding I take to back sorry sore yee sorry aoeey sorry aoeeh aoeeh sorry
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow.

    Thanks zooks.

    For nothing.

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm just kidding I take to back sorry sore yee sorry aoeey sorry aoeeh aoeeh sorry

    If you're ever in my neck of the woods, I will synthesize a batch just for you.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm already in the neck of your woods.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm already in the neck of your woods.

    Don't worry - I have good woods.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Don't worry - I have good woods.

    How much for one faggot?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ How much for one faggot?

    I will part with a pretty big bundle for a pretty good price.

    Do you like big, burly faggots?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I will part with a pretty big bundle for a pretty good price.

    Do you like big, burly faggots?

    I don't wanna dick you around so no, I'm not into big, burly faggots.

    I just need like.. I don't know... for lack of a better term I just need a twink's worth of a faggot. If you can do that that's cool if not WHATEVS as the kids say.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    What the fuck, do you people actually make drugs? GHB is used to rape students. What kind of a name is "gadzooks"?
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't wanna dick you around so no, I'm not into big, burly faggots.

    I just need like.. I don't know… for lack of a better term I just need a twink's worth of a faggot. If you can do that that's cool if not WHATEVS as the kids say.

    Ah, ok, yes, I have that particular variety of faggot available.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to pronounce it gad (rhynes with bad) zooks now I say gad (rhymes with God) zooks
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick What the fuck, do you people actually make drugs?

    Why not? It's sumthin to do.

    Originally posted by Zanick GHB is used to rape students.

    Well, you could also argue that alcohol is used to facilitate rape, but it has other purposes to, of course.

    Originally posted by Zanick What kind of a name is "gadzooks"?

    A shitty name, but I picked it one night while drunk 15 years ago, and refuse to do the name-change jamboree that's so popular around here for some reason.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    ghb is a terrible High
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I can't do teh ghey secks.

    I wish I were bi - it would open up a world of opportunities. But I just can't get it hard with a dude; not for all the money in the world.

    Also, I'm not really desperate for money or anything; I earn a decent enough salary at my day job.

    Selling a bit of G on the side, though… I might consider it… An extra few hundred bucks a week is nothing to sneeze at, especially when it's just like a half hour of work (to synthesize it).

    how? pics?
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