I just sleazily got myself a free large fry at a fast-food restaurant...

1. 2019-01-10 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   There was a dirty spic taking my order and I lied and claimed that I ordered a large fry with my order when I didn't so I wouldn't have to pay for it and she protested but I got a manager and said that her English must be really poor. How dare that illegal alien ever challenge me... I always get what I want.
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2. 2019-01-10 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've done that a few times in my younger days...ordered food, drove around the block then come back and said "I ordered 2 (insert item here) and you only gave me 1...they never protested though.
   
   Popeyes are great for adding bonus items to your order if you complain...last time I was in there (with the ex wife as I no longer eat such filth) I was waiting like 15 mins and kept complaining. We'd ordered 2x spicy chicken tits with mashed spuds...he ended up giving us 5 chicken tits 2 mashed spuds and like a dozen biscuits.
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3. 2019-01-10 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole
   I learned from the best, Dad. Ur the man.👍
4. 2019-01-10 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #4
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Better have been Rally's
5. 2019-01-10 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   Portillo's... to call it fast food is to do it a dissservice because it's extremely high quality and delicious however
6. 2019-01-10 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've done that a few times in my younger days…ordered food, drove around the block then come back and said "I ordered 2 (insert item here) and you only gave me 1…they never protested though.
   
   Popeyes are great for adding bonus items to your order if you complain…last time I was in there (with the ex wife as I no longer eat such filth) I was waiting like 15 mins and kept complaining. We'd ordered 2x spicy chicken tits with mashed spuds…he ended up giving us 5 chicken tits 2 mashed spuds and like a dozen biscuits.

   
   
   
   The real question is: What did they do to your food because you complained?
7. 2019-01-10 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 The real question is: What did they do to your food because you complained?

   
   Cooked it I expect.
8. 2019-01-10 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Before or after they spit on it?
9. 2019-01-10 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That's just another bonus item...a boost to my immune system.